Pancho1188
11-02-2004, 07:26 PM
Wow, this is
exciting, isn't it? :)
I did some numbers crunching using
the data on the front page of usatoday.com Maybe I am wrong, but it looks like kerry will have to win forida AND
ohio to win. Right now with 94 percent of the precincts reporting, bush has a little lead going. maybe absentee
ballots will come into affect.
SweetBrenda
11-02-2004, 09:33 PM
Kerry actually got
California's Vote!! whoa that one took my surprised! ( he still has a chance..)
But we still ahead of the
game...Bush got AZ.
Assuming ohio goes to kerry, florida
to bush, and the current leads stay the same, it will be a tie, 269 a piece.
Pancho1188
11-03-2004, 09:40 AM
Kerry just conceded the
election to Bush!
Pancho1188
11-07-2004, 05:17 PM
Ha, ha. I think they just
replayed the 2000 election, switched the toss-up state to make it look different, and gave Bush the popular vote so
it wouldn't be so controversial to contest and realize that they just posted the 2000 results give or take. ;) ;)
(I'm not a conspiracy theorist...I swear! :))
Pancho1188
11-07-2004, 06:10 PM
Adam Felber concedes the
election! Great speech!
I concede that I overestimated the intelligence of the American people.
Though the people disagree with the
President on almost every issue, you
saw fit to vote for him. I never saw that coming. That's really special.
And I mean "special" in the sense that we use it to describe those kids
who ride the short school bus and
find ways to injure themselves while
eating pudding with rubber spoons. That kind of special.
I concede that I misjudged the
power of hate. That's pretty powerful
stuff, and I didn't see it. So let me take a moment to congratulate
the
President's strategists: Putting the gay marriage amendments on the
ballot in various swing
states like Ohio... well, that was just genius.
Genius. It got people, a certain kind of people, to the polls.
The
unprecedented number of folks who showed up and cited "moral values" as
their biggest issue,
those people changed history. The folks who
consider same sex marriage a more important issue than war,
or
terrorism, or the economy... Who'd have thought the election would
belong to them?
Well, Karl Rove did. Gotta give it up to him for that.
[Boos.] Now, now. Credit where it's due.
I concede that
I put too much faith in America's youth. With 8 out of 10
of you opposing the President, with your friends and
classmates dying
daily in a war you disapprove of, with your future being mortgaged to
pay for rich
old peoples' tax breaks, you somehow managed to sit on your
asses and watch the Cartoon Network while aging
homophobic hillbillies
carried the day. You voted with the exact same anemic percentage that
you did
in 2000. You suck. Seriously, y'do. [Cheers, applause] Thank
you. Thank you very much.
There
are some who would say that I sound bitter, that now is the time
for healing, to bring the nation together.
Let me tell you a little
story. Last night, I watched the returns come in with some friends here
in
Los Angeles. As the night progressed, people began to talk
half-seriously about secession, a red
state / blue state split. The
reasoning was this: We in blue states produce the vast majority of the
wealth in this country and pay the most taxes, and you in the red states
receive the majority of the money
from those taxes while complaining
about 'em. We in the blue states are the only ones who've been
attacked
by foreign terrorists, yet you in the red states are gung ho to fight a
war in our name. We in
the blue states produce the entertainment that
you consume so greedily each day, while you in the red states
show open
disdain for us and our values. Blue state civilians are the actual
victims and targets of
the war on terror, while red state civilians are
the ones standing behind us and yelling "Oh, yeah!? Bring it
on!"
More than 40% of you
Bush voters still believe that Saddam Hussein had
something to do with 9/11. I'm impressed by that, truly I
am. Your sons
and daughters who might die in this war know it's not true, the people
in the urban
centers where al Qaeda wants to attack know it's not true,
but those of you who are at practically no risk
believe this easy lie
because you can. As part of my concession speech, let me say that I
really
envy that luxury. I concede that.
Healing? We, the people at risk from terrorists, the people who
subsidize you, the people who speak in glowing and respectful terms
about the heartland of America while
that heartland insults and
excoriates us... we wanted some healing. We spoke loud and clear. And
you refused to give it to us, largely because of your high moral values.
You knew better: America doesn't
need its allies, doesn't need to share
the burden, doesn't need to unite the world, doesn't need to provide
for
its future. Hell no. Not when it's got a human shield of pointy-headed,
atheistic, unconfrontational
breadwinners who are willing to pay the
bills and play nice in the vain hope of winning a vote that we can
never
have. Because we're "morally inferior," I suppose, we are supposed to
respect your values while
you insult ours. And the big joke here is that
for 20 years, we've done just that.
It's not a "ha-ha"
funny joke, I realize, but it's a joke all the same.
Being an independent candidate gives me one luxury - as
well as
conceding the election today, I am also announcing my candidacy for
President in
2008. [Wild applause, screams, chants of "Fel-ber!
Fel-ber!] Thank you.
And I make
this pledge to you today: THIS time, next time, there will be
no pandering. This time I will run with all the
open and joking contempt
for my opponents that our President demonstrated towards the cradle of
liberty,
the Ivy League intellectuals, the "media elite," and the
"white-wine sippers." This time I will not
pretend that the simple folk
of America know just as much as the people who devote their lives to
serving and studying the nation and the world. They don't.
So that's why I'm asking for your vote in 2008, America. I'm talking to
you, you ignorant, slack-jawed yokels, you bible-
thumping, inbred drones, you
redneck, racist, chest-thumping,
perennially duped grade-school grads. Vote for me, because I know
better, and I truly believe that I can help your smug, sorry asses. Vote
Felber in '08! Thank you,
and may God, if he does in fact exist, bless
each and every one of you.
DrSmellThis
11-07-2004, 09:21 PM
That was a funny speech.
He'll regret having made it if he wants to ever run for anything or pass through the South, but it is witty.
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