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antonio
11-01-2004, 11:48 AM
Endless

Vagina

Make a fist, but instead of grabbing your penis, push the tip through your fist. Keep going until the

tip is about to come out the other side, then continue the "vagina" with your other hand. Keep rotating your hands,

one in front of the other, as you perpetually penetrate an endless vagina.


Igloo

Masturbate

normally until you are fully aroused and almost to the point of ejaculation. When you feel yourself nearing the

point of no return, pick up several ice cubes and begin to masturbate while holding the cubes. For a variation, try

crushed ice.


Milk It

Lube up both hands, then make a ring around the base of your penis with your

thumb and one finger. Slide the ring from the base towards the tip. As you reach the tip, repeat the motion with the

other hand. Ideally, you want to be starting at the base with one hand just as the other is reaching the tip. All

strokes go from the base of the penis to the tip. A strong erection and a very strong orgasm are common with this

technique.


Popping The Cork

With one hand, hold the base of the penis firmly in an O shaped grip.

With the other hand, use a circular motion starting about 1/3 of the way down the penis. Spiral your grip towards

the top, giving extra attention to the head of the penis as your palm and fingers pass over it. When you're about

to orgasm, get both hands just underneath the tip and use strong circular motions to try to "pop" your cork. Let the

champagne fly!!!


Rosy Palm

Place some lubrication on the palm of one hand. Then, slowly rub the

tip of your penis against the lubricated palm. Continue rubbing, varying the speed to suit your pleasure. You'll

find that this produces a unique type of orgasm.


Sack In Hand

While masturbating, reach down with

your other hand and cup your scrotum. Depending on your preferences, you may like a little or a lot of pressure in

this area. As you get close to orgasm squeeze a little harder. You'll feel the semen pumping throughout your

scrotum and into your shaft as you orgasm, making for an intense experience.


Static Charge

Gently

pinch the loose skin just below the tip of the penis. Begin rubbing your fingers together, as though you were

feeling a piece of soft cloth. You won't feel much until you hit the final surge, but it will come on like a

wave


Steam Bath

Make sure you're naked for this one. Wait until you're alone at your home, then

run your shower on its hottest setting for a few minutes. Let the bathroom and shower get really steamy, then shut

off the water, dry your hands, get into the shower, closing the door or curtain and masturbate normally. The heat

from the floor of the shower and the rising steam will add sublime pleasure to your session.


Tap

Through

Get an erection, but keep your underwear on. Tap on the tip of the penis with your fingers. This may

take some time to result in orasm, but you'll feel strong new sensations as a result.


Tip

Tracing

With one hand, masturbate normally. With one finger of the other hand, trace light circles around the

tip of penis. You may find that this produces a stronger, more intenseorgasm than

ususal


Twister

Lie on your back with your penis pointing straight up in the air. Grab the base of

the penis with one hand and begin to stroke with a quick, circular motion. Keep the strokes short and vary the speed

until you get the head of the penis to whip around in a motion opposite your hand. Timing is the most important

factor here. Note: This method can be messy when you ejaculate.


Virtual Vagina

Lie down on your

side and grab your penis from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed). To do this, rotate your

wrist so your thumb is pointing down; you may have to pull your penis slightly to the side. Roll over further and

brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of

intercourse. It's a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It's also

fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of "the vagina".

You can also do this standing up, but you have to be careful not to let your hands take over the motion.

Icehawk
11-01-2004, 01:36 PM
its kinda

complicated but here it goes....




GET A GIRLFRIEND....


seriously, like they say, masturbation

is like procrastination, in the end you’re only fucking yourself. Now I could tell you 30 different ways to sit on a

chair, but really whats the point....

SweetBrenda
11-01-2004, 02:54 PM
its kinda

complicated but here it goes....




GET A GIRLFRIEND....


seriously, like they say, masturbation is

like procrastination, in the end you’re only fucking yourself. Now I could tell you 30 different ways to sit on a

chair, but really whats the point....lol@YOU OMG :eek: That is so blunt.. Oh My...hahahah
But

you got a point. I gotta give you that much
:trout:

Holmes
11-01-2004, 05:00 PM
Endless

Vagina

Make a fist, but instead of grabbing your penis, push the tip through your fist. Keep going until the

tip is about to come out the other side, then continue the "vagina" with your other hand. Keep rotating your hands,

one in front of the other, as you perpetually penetrate an endless vagina.


Igloo

Masturbate

normally until you are fully aroused and almost to the point of ejaculation. When you feel yourself nearing the

point of no return, pick up several ice cubes and begin to masturbate while holding the cubes. For a variation, try

crushed ice.


Milk It

Lube up both hands, then make a ring around the base of your penis with your

thumb and one finger. Slide the ring from the base towards the tip. As you reach the tip, repeat the motion with the

other hand. Ideally, you want to be starting at the base with one hand just as the other is reaching the tip. All

strokes go from the base of the penis to the tip. A strong erection and a very strong orgasm are common with this

technique.


Popping The Cork

With one hand, hold the base of the penis firmly in an O shaped grip.

With the other hand, use a circular motion starting about 1/3 of the way down the penis. Spiral your grip towards

the top, giving extra attention to the head of the penis as your palm and fingers pass over it. When you're about

to orgasm, get both hands just underneath the tip and use strong circular motions to try to "pop" your cork. Let the

champagne fly!!!


Rosy Palm

Place some lubrication on the palm of one hand. Then, slowly rub the

tip of your penis against the lubricated palm. Continue rubbing, varying the speed to suit your pleasure. You'll

find that this produces a unique type of orgasm.


Sack In Hand

While masturbating, reach down with

your other hand and cup your scrotum. Depending on your preferences, you may like a little or a lot of pressure in

this area. As you get close to orgasm squeeze a little harder. You'll feel the semen pumping throughout your

scrotum and into your shaft as you orgasm, making for an intense experience.


Static Charge

Gently

pinch the loose skin just below the tip of the penis. Begin rubbing your fingers together, as though you were

feeling a piece of soft cloth. You won't feel much until you hit the final surge, but it will come on like a

wave


Steam Bath

Make sure you're naked for this one. Wait until you're alone at your home, then

run your shower on its hottest setting for a few minutes. Let the bathroom and shower get really steamy, then shut

off the water, dry your hands, get into the shower, closing the door or curtain and masturbate normally. The heat

from the floor of the shower and the rising steam will add sublime pleasure to your session.


Tap

Through

Get an erection, but keep your underwear on. Tap on the tip of the penis with your fingers. This may

take some time to result in orasm, but you'll feel strong new sensations as a result.


Tip

Tracing

With one hand, masturbate normally. With one finger of the other hand, trace light circles around the

tip of penis. You may find that this produces a stronger, more intenseorgasm than

ususal


Twister

Lie on your back with your penis pointing straight up in the air. Grab the base of

the penis with one hand and begin to stroke with a quick, circular motion. Keep the strokes short and vary the speed

until you get the head of the penis to whip around in a motion opposite your hand. Timing is the most important

factor here. Note: This method can be messy when you ejaculate.


Virtual Vagina

Lie down on your

side and grab your penis from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed). To do this, rotate your

wrist so your thumb is pointing down; you may have to pull your penis slightly to the side. Roll over further and

brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of

intercourse. It's a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It's also

fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of "the vagina".

You can also do this standing up, but you have to be careful not to let your hands take over the

motion.

Wack-y stuff.

Pancho1188
11-01-2004, 05:21 PM
lol@YOU

OMG :eek: That is so blunt.. Oh My...hahahah
But you got a point. I gotta give you that

much
:trout:
I should smack you for that one. First of all, he targeted 'boys' in his title.

Would you recommend 13 year-olds to go out and have sex? Secondly, girlfriends are hard to come by sometimes and

also require a lot of work. Some people would laugh at someone for going through all of that BS solely for 5

seconds of climax. Third, there's nothing wrong with experimenting to find out what pleases you so when you do get

a girlfriend you can be knowledgeable on your own body and have more fun during sex.

Besides, there are some

people who have girlfriends and still do it on a regular basis... :LOL:


That all said, I'm just playing the

other side and it is a lot better just getting a girlfriend and using the techniques "mouth" and "vagina" for your

sexual needs...doesn't mean there's anything wrong with satisfying your own needs if you don't have anyone there

to do it for you.

Where the hell is Tallmacky when you need him? If TM or anyone who's in contact with TM can

read this, [have him] e-mail me with what you'd/he'd say and I'll present the argument. TM was always the best

with this...maybe I should post links to his best comments... :lol:

Icehawk
11-02-2004, 08:04 PM
This actually got a

star???:think:

bjf
11-02-2004, 08:12 PM
Well, star does mean "terrible"

Icehawk
11-02-2004, 08:22 PM
Yeah, but most people think that

its a good thing... :blink:

CollegeStudent
11-02-2004, 11:46 PM
Rosy

Palm

Place some lubrication on the palm of one hand. Then, slowly rub the tip of your penis against the

lubricated palm. Continue rubbing, varying the speed to suit your pleasure. You'll find that this produces a unique

type of orgasm.


Yea ok Ive tried that one (long ago, not because I saw this post) and boy that

feels... good and bad. Its hard to describe. It can be very intense (in a bad way) if you press too hard.

DrSmellThis
11-04-2004, 01:21 PM
There's actually a town in

Oregon called Wanker's Corner. You guys should check it out some time.

bjf
11-04-2004, 01:34 PM
Just avoid any man in a trenchcoat,

who may smell earthy, woody and spicy.

DrSmellThis
11-04-2004, 02:14 PM
:lol:
.........

bjf
11-04-2004, 02:17 PM
"It wasn't me, it was my twin!!!"