Osama ... Still In The Game!

[MOBLEYC57]

After

numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush and John

Kerry each the same letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

They opened the

letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
"S370HSSV-0773H," and signed "Love, Osama."

Kerry was

baffled, so he copied it and mailed it to John Edwards.

Edwards and his advisors had no clue either, so they

sent it to the Democratic National Committee.

Bush was baffled, so he copied it and mailed it to Dick Cheney.



Cheney and his advisors had no clue either, so they sent it to the Republican National Committee.

No one

could solve it, so it went to the National Education Association and then to MIT.

Kerry sent it to Michael

Dukakis who then sent it to Teddy Kennedy.

Bush sent his to the CIA & DIA, which couldn't figure it out

either.

Eventually they both asked Britain's MI6 for help. MI6 cabled back:

"Tell the President and the

Presidential Hopeful that they are looking at the message upside down." :box:

MONDAY! MONDAY! LA LAAAA LA

LA LA LA! :drunk:

[MOBLEYC57]

FRESH AIR?:run:

Osama

wanted to have sex with his wife, but he hated the "chore" of eating her out. He knew he had to do it if he was to

get any nookie.

He starts to perform on her, and just as he darts his tongue inside her, she lets out a big

fart.

He stops what he is doing, looks up at her and says, "Ahhh, sweetheart, thanks for that breath of fresh

air, dear!"

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :rant:



:rofl: S370HSSV-0773H:rofl:

[SweetBrenda]

FRESH

AIR?:run:

Osama wanted to have sex with his wife, but he hated the "chore" of eating her out. He knew he had to

do it if he was to get any nookie.

He starts to perform on her, and just as he darts his tongue inside her, she

lets out a big fart.

He stops what he is doing, looks up at her and says, "Ahhh, sweetheart, thanks for that

breath of fresh air, dear!"

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :rant:





:rofl: S370HSSV-0773H:rofl:


That was very gross Mobley!:twisted: (didn't like your

joke~):rasp:

[MOBLEYC57]

That was very gross Mobley!:twisted: (didn't like your

joke~):rasp:
Yeah, SB, Osama is pretty gross. Thorry.:trout:

[SweetBrenda]

Yeah, SB,

Osama is pretty gross. Thorry.:trout:Uhu- LO L :POKE:

[Pancho1188]

:)

Good one as always,

Mobes! Thank you for your continuous humor postings!



By the way...

What does that have to do with

Osama? ;)

*sigh* It's like those blonde jokes that could refer to just any dumb person but you smack on the

blonde for whatever reason.

That reminds me of one joke I saw that started out as a standard joke but eventually

turned into a dumb blonde joke, a political joke, a pollack joke, a West Virginia joke, etc.

[MOBLEYC57]

:)

By the

way...

What does that have to do with Osama? ;)

Just proves that Osama's a sicko! How could he

continue eating after that!!? :rofl: :rant: :rofl:

[SweetBrenda]

Oh! Lookie here

you two again! ...
Pancho are you cheatin' on me???


waaa
*grin*;)

[Pancho1188]

Oh! Lookie here you two again! ...
Pancho are you

cheatin' on me???
waaa
*grin*;)
Ha, ha...did

you even see my post in the cocky/funny thread??? :run:

[SweetBrenda]

Ha,

ha...did you even see my post in the cocky/funny thread??? :run:Nope! I'm way to upset a the

moment.. hahaha....JK
Let me go check it out baby.
:kiss:

[culturalblonde]

:)




*sigh* It's like those blonde jokes that could refer to just any dumb person but you smack on the blonde

for whatever reason.


Thank you!

[SweetBrenda]

Oh-oh~!...

[Pancho1188]

Oh-oh~!...
Yeah, most of your jokes would qualify as taking a shot at blondes

for no reason... :lol:

[SweetBrenda]

Yeah, most

of your jokes would qualify as taking a shot at blondes for no reason... :lol:I don't write them I just

copy and paste them! :rolleyes:
Plus I was just helping A.K.A he told me to do it. :frustrate
So

yell @ him too!!:run:
ps
what side are you on by the way??? no dinner for you 2nite oh and

u will be sleepin' in the couch too Papa Smurff!:rasp:

[MOBLEYC57]

Oh! Lookie here you two again! ...
Pancho are you

cheatin' on me???
waaa
*grin*;)Would someone

paleeeeeeeeze let Sweety:rasp: B borrow a pacifier!!! :thumbsup: I thinks she's drinking way too much Hate-orade!

:think: :run:

[SweetBrenda]

Would

someone paleeeeeeeeze let Sweety:rasp: B borrow a pacifier!!! :thumbsup: I thinks she's drinking way too much

Hate-orade! :think: :run:hehe awwww come on Mobley you know I like ya' or else I wouldn't be

giving you $**t.
OMG did you say pacifier? (nice one)

LOL
:trout: