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MOBLEYC57
10-29-2004, 06:26 AM
Oh, and

it's not just Bill! :goodpost:

One day about five years ago, Bill Clinton was looking for a call girl. He

found three such ladies in a local lounge - - - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, "I

am the President of the United States....How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"

The blonde

replied, "Two hundred dollars."

To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One hundred

dollars."

He then asked the redhead the same question.

The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise

my skirt as high as my taxes......get my panties as low as my wages.......get that thing of yours as hard as the

times..... keep it as high as the gas prices.....keep me warmer than my apartment....and screw me in private the way

you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a damn cent!"

Trick or Treat!

:cheers: Don't be stingy! :rasp: Give the kids some mones! :thumbsup: