MOBLEYC57
10-21-2004, 04:47 PM
A husband and wife are
getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You
know dear", she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely
above my waist, and my butt is hanging down a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to
her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He studies hard for a moment
thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight,
darling." R.I.P. Dummy! Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial
Chapel.
1) With that being said ... How do you; is there a nice way; and should you tell your
wife/girlfriend/fiancee she's getting too big? :run:
2) Should caring/liking/loving someone, be enough to do
something about it? :blink:
getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You
know dear", she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely
above my waist, and my butt is hanging down a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to
her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He studies hard for a moment
thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight,
darling." R.I.P. Dummy! Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial
Chapel.
1) With that being said ... How do you; is there a nice way; and should you tell your
wife/girlfriend/fiancee she's getting too big? :run:
2) Should caring/liking/loving someone, be enough to do
something about it? :blink: