MOBLEYC57
10-19-2004, 11:38 AM
Top of the
evening to yall! :wave:
Miracles of good SEX!
Before sex: You -- high interest, she -- low to
moderate interest.
After sex: She -- high interest, you -- low to moderate interest.
Before sex: Women never
call.
After sex: Buy caller ID.
Before sex: You want to hear the phone ring.
After sex: She wants to hear
wedding bells ring.
Before sex: You pay, pay, pay.
After sex: It's "equality".
Before sex: No dinner below
$20 will suffice.
After sex: McDonald's is fine.
Before sex: You chase her.
After sex: She chases
you.
Before sex: She's only one out of many.
After sex: She wants to be your one.
Before sex: You worry
about her friends.
After sex: She worries about your friends.
Before sex: Hugh Hefner your best friend.
After
sex: Hugh Hefner banned.
This is suppose to be humorous, but is it just me, or does someone else smell top/middle
notes of truth here? :think:
Q & A
Q: What do bungee jumping and sex with a prostitute have in common?
A:
1) They both cost about $100.
2) They both last about 30 seconds.
3) And in both cases, if the
rubber breaks, that's your as$!!!
Anyone in fer some serious humping!? :smite: Tommorrow is HUMP DAY!
:drunk:
evening to yall! :wave:
Miracles of good SEX!
Before sex: You -- high interest, she -- low to
moderate interest.
After sex: She -- high interest, you -- low to moderate interest.
Before sex: Women never
call.
After sex: Buy caller ID.
Before sex: You want to hear the phone ring.
After sex: She wants to hear
wedding bells ring.
Before sex: You pay, pay, pay.
After sex: It's "equality".
Before sex: No dinner below
$20 will suffice.
After sex: McDonald's is fine.
Before sex: You chase her.
After sex: She chases
you.
Before sex: She's only one out of many.
After sex: She wants to be your one.
Before sex: You worry
about her friends.
After sex: She worries about your friends.
Before sex: Hugh Hefner your best friend.
After
sex: Hugh Hefner banned.
This is suppose to be humorous, but is it just me, or does someone else smell top/middle
notes of truth here? :think:
Q & A
Q: What do bungee jumping and sex with a prostitute have in common?
A:
1) They both cost about $100.
2) They both last about 30 seconds.
3) And in both cases, if the
rubber breaks, that's your as$!!!
Anyone in fer some serious humping!? :smite: Tommorrow is HUMP DAY!
:drunk: