Skinny Dipping

[SweetBrenda]

An old

farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm with a
nice pond in the back 40. It was fixed up nice: picnic
tables,

horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach
trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as

he hadn't been there for a while, and look it
over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back
some fruit. As

he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he
saw it was a bunch of

young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.

He made some noise so the women would be aware of his
presence and they

all went to the deep end of the
pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you

leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch
you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the

pond
naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, " I'm here to feed

the
alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and
enthusiasm every

time
:lol: