Numanoid
10-13-2004, 06:21 AM
This joke could probably
win the corniest joke of the year (or perhaps even decade) contest. But it was so corny it made me laugh.
THE REDHEAD
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He
reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as
she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
They enjoy a
wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she
shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The
next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO
incredible! !! !
"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No, " she replies. . . . . . "
"You just happened to catch my eye."
win the corniest joke of the year (or perhaps even decade) contest. But it was so corny it made me laugh.
THE REDHEAD
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He
reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as
she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
They enjoy a
wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she
shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The
next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO
incredible! !! !
"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No, " she replies. . . . . . "
"You just happened to catch my eye."