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Numanoid
10-05-2004, 12:26 PM
A man comes home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey
pack your bags, I won the lottery"!!!!!
"Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! "Should I pack for the ocean, a
safari, or for the mountains?, asks the wife
"I don't care", he says, "Just get out!"
MOBLEYC57
10-05-2004, 02:23 PM
:lol: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol:
MONEY...the root of all evil! :rasp: I wonder if it was because she
couldn't cook or clean, Numanoid?:think:
A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their
honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and
makes his way to the kitchen where he sees his new wife crying.
So the husband inquires, "What's wrong, Honey?"
"Well, I came down here this morning to surprise you with a big breakfast, but I can't cook or clean." The
husband smiles his biggest smile and says, "There, there sweetie! I don't care that you can't cook and clean. Come
on up to the bedroom and I'll show you what I'd like for breakfast." So off they went to the bedroom.
That
afternoon, the husband comes home for lunch to find his new wife crying again in the kitchen.
"What's wrong
now, Sweetie?"
"Well, the same thing as this morning. I came in here to make you something for lunch and I just
can't cook." Again the husband smiles and says, "Why don't you come back up to the bedroom and I'll have my lunch
there!" So off they went to the bedroom again.
That evening the new husband comes home, walks in the house and
sees his new bride naked sliding down the banister of the stairs. Up she runs, and WHOOSH down the banister. After
the third trip the husband asks, "What are you doing, Honey?"
"Warming up your supper!" she replies.:whip:
Numanoid
10-05-2004, 03:13 PM
Good one...:lol:
SweetBrenda
10-06-2004, 01:04 PM
Omg!! that wasn't funny one bit! :rasp:
Pancho1188
10-06-2004, 01:54 PM
I found it funny, but it sure
sounds painful! Ouch!
SweetBrenda
10-06-2004, 02:10 PM
I found it
funny, but it sure sounds painful! Ouch!I was referring to the
first joke =p
2nd one it's actually pretty good! :thumbsup:
Pancho1188
10-06-2004, 03:56 PM
A woman comes
home, runs into her house, slams the door and says, "Honey pack your bags, I won the lottery"!!!!!
"Wow!
That's great! I'm so happy!! "Should I pack for the ocean, a safari, or for the mountains?, asks the husband.
"I don't care", she says, "Just get out!"
There...now
is it funny? ;) ;)
Numanoid
10-08-2004, 08:36 AM
I was referring to the first joke
=p
2nd one it's actually pretty good! :thumbsup:
:lol: I bet you laughed
at least a little Brenda.
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