MOBLEYC57
10-04-2004, 08:24 PM
......a Daughter's
Tale:think:
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was
addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling
hands:rant::
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my
new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he
is so nice even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion
mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.
He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams
too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it
with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to
take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your
daughter, Brooke
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things that can happen in life than my report card which is in my desk drawer.
I love you!:lovestruc Call when it is safe for me to come home.:run:
Tale:think:
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was
addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling
hands:rant::
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my
new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he
is so nice even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion
mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.
He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams
too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it
with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to
take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your
daughter, Brooke
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things that can happen in life than my report card which is in my desk drawer.
I love you!:lovestruc Call when it is safe for me to come home.:run: