MOBLEYC57
09-25-2004, 06:24 AM
NEW WORDS FOR 2004 :rant: :cheers: :rant:
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a
deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in,
makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. (Hmmm sounds familiar)
SALMON DAY: The experience
of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end....(LOSER)
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. (Thats everywhere here!)
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing
up to the boss rather than working hard.
MEETING AT THE
PEARLY GATES!:wave:
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had
died.
First woman - "I froze to death!"
Second woman - "You froze to death!? How horrible!"
First
woman - "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally
died a peaceful death. What about you?"
Second woman - "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch that cheating bastard in the act. But instead, I found him all
by himself in the den, watching Jerry Springer on TV."
First woman - "So what happened?"
Second woman - "I
was so damn sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran
up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every
bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a
heart attack and died."
First woman - "If your as$ had looked in the damn freezer - we'd both still be
alive!!!":frustrate
Hope all you moners are having yerself a luvlee Saturday morning! Time to feed dem
chickens....:run:
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a
deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in,
makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. (Hmmm sounds familiar)
SALMON DAY: The experience
of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end....(LOSER)
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. (Thats everywhere here!)
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing
up to the boss rather than working hard.
MEETING AT THE
PEARLY GATES!:wave:
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had
died.
First woman - "I froze to death!"
Second woman - "You froze to death!? How horrible!"
First
woman - "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally
died a peaceful death. What about you?"
Second woman - "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch that cheating bastard in the act. But instead, I found him all
by himself in the den, watching Jerry Springer on TV."
First woman - "So what happened?"
Second woman - "I
was so damn sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran
up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every
bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a
heart attack and died."
First woman - "If your as$ had looked in the damn freezer - we'd both still be
alive!!!":frustrate
Hope all you moners are having yerself a luvlee Saturday morning! Time to feed dem
chickens....:run: