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law_slave
09-15-2004, 07:18 PM
Newbie here. I must

admit. At first I was skeptical about pheromones. However, after much reading on the boards, I decided to give it a

shot. I received my Perception last week. However, I was out of town and didn't have a chance to try it on until

today.

About myself: I am balding, 30 year old, 5 feet 9 inches, 256 lbs. I work as a janitor at a law firm. I

am probably considered "overweight" although I am now trying to eat better. I have never had a serious girlfriend

because of my weight problems. The only times I have been laid were with hookers. As such, I was hoping that

Perception would be the cure to my problems. Perception exceeded my expectations and much more.

My first day

with Perception involved two sprays on the chest and one on each wrist around 7:00 PM in the evening. This extremely

attractive (solid 9.9 out of 10) blonde associate, whom I have fantasized over for months, was working late hours.

It was around 7:20 pm and most people had left. As I was emptying her trash bin, I purposely got close to her so

that she could smell my pheromones. Instantly, I noticed a difference. Whereas she usually ignored me and wouldn't

give me the time of day, today she smiled at me and we talked. That was the first time we actually conversed. She

flirted by flipping her hair and gently rubbing her legs. I told her that I liked her outfit. It was a powersuit,

yet with a feminine touch, and a nice skirt that showed off her slender legs. She blushed and thanked me for the

compliment.

As I started to exit her office, she told me to come back. Then she proceeded to close the door and

kissed me. I was completely stunned and taken aback. I kissed her back and started to undress her. She told me to

stop undressing her. She then lowered her panties and told me to do her from behind while she was still almost fully

clothed. She bent over her desk, and I did my dirty deed, while the whole time worrying about the remote possibilty

that someone else may come in even at those late hours. That was the most gratifying sex I ever had... not that I

have had much other experiences to compare to. After I finished, she said she didn't know what came over her and

had a nervous look. I said I had to go, and then left.

I am wondering what is going to happen tomorrow. Guys,

what should I do with her tomorrow? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

As for Perception, I fully endorse

it. If it works for someone like me, I am sure it will work for anybody. Perception has changed my life. Many thanks

to the manufacturers. You have just gained a new lifetime loyal customer.

Youngg Gunn
09-15-2004, 07:32 PM
i am fairly a

newbie to this pheromone stuff myself... i have worn two products for a while (APC and stuff called Pherone) and

have seen little results, much less anything near what u say happened to you... i guess i just wanna say, damn, that

is amazing...

a.k.a.
09-15-2004, 07:37 PM
Sue her. Or at least report her for

sexual misconduct.

CollegeStudent
09-15-2004, 08:51 PM
Um... is this a joke?

Seriously?

tounge
09-15-2004, 08:53 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Too

funny!

You got to be one of the "Bannedies" from the outlaw forum.

MOBLEYC57
09-15-2004, 09:13 PM
That's it! Screw being

president of the United States! I wanna be a janitor!!!!!! Way to go desk banger!!:thumbsup: Law slave!? Lawyer

slayer!:whip:

DCW
09-15-2004, 09:21 PM
Sounds like a script for a porno

movie.

DCW

Holmes
09-15-2004, 09:22 PM
Sue

her.

Ben's wife?

luckyhorse
09-15-2004, 09:45 PM
good one! maybe an adult

movie company could use this as a script lol! ridiculous and unbelievable!!!! pheremones do work but come on not

that well lmfao!!!!!!:nono:

DrSmellThis
09-15-2004, 10:20 PM
Well, if there was a such

thing as made up posts, this would be a prime candidate. Still, I am giving this gentleman the benefit the benefit

of the doubt, as I've had a few things happen that were not that much different. People do sometimes screw on this

planet. In this case the contrast is expecially stark, though.

Congratulations on your new "aura"!

luckyhorse
09-15-2004, 10:39 PM
ha! ha! still dont believe

it!!! but i want to it gives us all inspiration to carry on in a brotherhood of pheremone users!!!!! sorry

sweetbrenda and the sister!!!! lol!:kiss:

Navigator
09-16-2004, 01:25 AM
As I was reading the post and

subsequently the thread, I was expecting something like...


GOTCHA!!!!

Traggard
09-16-2004, 01:32 AM
Hm, trying to come up with a

polite way to reply to this post... still thinking.

real_wiseman
09-16-2004, 01:45 AM
Well, if it's true, good for

him, if it's not, a decent read if you're into erotic stories.

LoL

// w

a.k.a.
09-16-2004, 06:25 AM
I am wondering

what is going to happen tomorrow. Guys, what should I do with her tomorrow? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.




Well, I’ve worked at a law office before. So if the story’s true, my advice stands. My

apologies to the exceptions, but most law associates tend to be predators. You’ve got to destroy her before she

destroys you.

If it’s made up, I’d like to know how perception works on her 16 year old niece.

Bruce
09-16-2004, 06:36 AM
Traggard,

Did you put him up

to this? Now you have really gone too far. :-)

Bruce

InternationalPlayboy
09-16-2004, 06:47 AM
I'm even having

trouble accepting this one. When I read it last night, I thought it was meant for Penthouse Forum and was

mis-directed to Love Scent's instead. :)

If it is true though, I kind of agree with A.K.A. Something like

this could get a guy in big trouble, even if the woman instigated it. Though more power to you law_slave!

bjf
09-16-2004, 06:49 AM
Next time don't write so well if

your gonna be a janitor ;)

The beginning is my favorite part:

"Newbie here. I must admit. At first I

was skeptical about pheromones. However, after much reading on the boards, I decided to give it a shot."

"It

was a powersuit, yet with a feminine touch"

"solid 9.9 out of 10"

"I did my dirty deed"

"I said

I had to go, and then left."

"Guys, what should I do with her tomorrow? Any advice would be greatly

appreciated."

Numanoid
09-16-2004, 06:52 AM
Newbie here. I

must admit. At first I was skeptical about pheromones. However, after much reading on the boards, I decided to give

it a shot. I received my Perception last week. However, I was out of town and didn't have a chance to try it on

until today.

About myself: I am balding, 30 year old, 5 feet 9 inches, 256 lbs. I work as a janitor at a law

firm. I am probably considered "overweight" although I am now trying to eat better. I have never had a serious

girlfriend because of my weight problems. The only times I have been laid were with hookers. As such, I was hoping

that Perception would be the cure to my problems. Perception exceeded my expectations and much more.

My first

day with Perception involved two sprays on the chest and one on each wrist around 7:00 PM in the evening. This

extremely attractive (solid 9.9 out of 10) blonde associate, whom I have fantasized over for months, was working

late hours. It was around 7:20 pm and most people had left. As I was emptying her trash bin, I purposely got close

to her so that she could smell my pheromones. Instantly, I noticed a difference. Whereas she usually ignored me and

wouldn't give me the time of day, today she smiled at me and we talked. That was the first time we actually

conversed. She flirted by flipping her hair and gently rubbing her legs. I told her that I liked her outfit. It was

a powersuit, yet with a feminine touch, and a nice skirt that showed off her slender legs. She blushed and thanked

me for the compliment.

As I started to exit her office, she told me to come back. Then she proceeded to close

the door and kissed me. I was completely stunned and taken aback. I kissed her back and started to undress her. She

told me to stop undressing her. She then lowered her panties and told me to do her from behind while she was still

almost fully clothed. She bent over her desk, and I did my dirty deed, while the whole time worrying about the

remote possibilty that someone else may come in even at those late hours. That was the most gratifying sex I ever

had... not that I have had much other experiences to compare to. After I finished, she said she didn't know what

came over her and had a nervous look. I said I had to go, and then left.

I am wondering what is going to happen

tomorrow. Guys, what should I do with her tomorrow? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

As for Perception,

I fully endorse it. If it works for someone like me, I am sure it will work for anybody. Perception has changed my

life. Many thanks to the manufacturers. You have just gained a new lifetime loyal customer.
Not that it's

impossible but I don't buy it. It makes a nice fantasy though.

ready4lady
09-16-2004, 07:57 AM
Guys, please that is just a

lie....be real, there is no way that cuold have possibly happenned, pheromones do work but they just give you a

edge....we all know that, that guys is not being honest here, I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT STORY at all , thats a joke.

Chemo (BDC Concepts)
09-16-2004, 08:54 AM
...I think he forgot

the part about bringing her a drink and slipping a "mickey" :)

At any rate, that hit story is NOT typical of

Perception feedback. I wish it were true for everybody! However, that is not the case.

law_slave, how about

giving me some feedback on the claims we make for the product? Is it extended release? Does it wash off

easily?

Bobby

Pancho1188
09-16-2004, 09:43 AM
There is a movie about

this...it's called Good Will Humping! :)

Seriously, though...

Analyzing the writing...

This is

well-written for a forum posting and almost flawlessly descriptive. This could easily rival my incoherent yet

grammatically correct postings any day. I jokingly reference Good Will Hunting as an example that janitors

are not always dumb, but this is borderline OCD with the quality of writing. Notice that there are very few

errors...there are only minor things such as capitalizing PM once and then using it in lowercase the following time,

misspelling possibility, or using two sentence fragments at the beginning of the report, which are things that only

someone like me would notice. Most newbies posting hit reports do not pay this much attention to detail or have such

excellent story-telling ability.

This man said that Perception would be the cure to his problems and that it

exceeded his expectations. Okay, so he got laid. Fantastic...but I thought he just said that he was overweight,

couldn't get a girlfriend, was a janitor, and had sex with a woman at work...I'd say he has plenty of problems.



This man seems to be very knowledgeable of body language. Hair flipping and leg rubbing? Most people don't notice

those things...and people who are not good with women are usually the last to pick up on such signals.

Most

newbies question what is going on with these effects. Is it the -mones or is it them? This person never questioned

it for a second.

I figured a person in this position would probably be worried about his job if something like

this happened. I mean, law firm is a good choice here because many lawyers are so stressed out and have power issues

that they would do something like this to gain control, power, and satisfaction. Remember that "it's not about sex,

it's about power" thing? Well, it does go along these lines with some people in high-pressure jobs like this.

Anyway, wouldn't this person be worried about having sex with a random janitor she never spoke to before, though? I

figured that lawyers wouldn't take unnecessary risks or be so careless...if you get what I'm saying.

Overall,

this is a great story. I'm inclined to believe it is just that...but you could refute my arguments by saying that

he learned about body language through the forum, he probably was only referring to getting laid as many guys

(myself included) would feel like the planets aligned and all was well with the world if they just got some, and the

lawyer was just on a small power trip and lost control (or took it, however you see it).

My thought is that this

is just too perfectly written to make a product look good and there's not enough from the person actually writing

this...for instance, if this had happened to me, I'd not have calmly written this posting but instead would've

jumped on the forum and shouted, "GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!!" ;)



For this moment, however, I will

give him the benefit of the doubt:


Guys, what should I do with her tomorrow?Have her lay with her

back on the desk and her legs over your shoulders. :thumbsup:

PR

Tiger4
09-16-2004, 09:49 AM
Newbie here. I

must admit. At first I was skeptical about pheromones. However, after much reading on the boards, I decided to give

it a shot. I received my Perception last week. However, I was out of town and didn't have a chance to try it on

until today.

About myself: I am b...alding, 30 year old, 5 feet 9 inches, 256 lbs. I work as a janitor at a law

firm. I am probably considered "overweight" although I am now trying to eat better. I have never had a serious

girlfriend because of my weight problems. The only times I have been laid were with hookers. As such, I was hoping

that Perception would be the cure to my problems. Perception exceeded my expectations and much more.

My first

day with Perception involved two sprays on the chest and one on each wrist around 7:00 PM in the evening. This

extremely attractive (solid 9.9 out of 10) blonde associate, whom I have fantasized over for months, was working

late hours. It was around 7:20 pm and most people had left. As I was emptying her trash bin, I purposely got close

to her so that she could smell my pheromones. Instantly, I noticed a difference. Whereas she usually ignored me and

wouldn't give me the time of day, today she smiled at me and we talked. That was the first time we actually

conversed. She flirted by flipping her hair and gently rubbing her legs. I told her that I liked her outfit. It was

a powersuit, yet with a feminine touch, and a nice skirt that showed off her slender legs. She blushed and thanked

me for the compliment.

As I started to exit her office, she told me to come back. Then she proceeded to close

the door and kissed me. I was completely stunned and taken aback. I kissed her back and started to undress her. She

told me to stop undressing her. She then lowered her panties and told me to do her from behind while she was still

almost fully clothed. She bent over her desk, and I did my dirty deed, while the whole time worrying about the

remote possibilty that someone else may come in even at those late hours. That was the most gratifying sex I ever

had... not that I have had much other experiences to compare to. After I finished, she said she didn't know what

came over her and had a nervous look. I said I had to go, and then left.

I am wondering what is going to happen

tomorrow. Guys, what should I do with her tomorrow? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

As for Perception,

I fully endorse it. If it works for someone like me, I am sure it will work for anybody. Perception has changed my

life. Many thanks to the manufacturers. You have just gained a new lifetime loyal customer.
I have no

reason to doubt any word of what you wrote because I've had similar experiences with pheromones. My advice to you

now that you know that pheromones actually work is to be careful using them. Personally, I'd try to avoid that

woman as much as possible from now on. You don't want to see the other side of her. Women are extremely

unpredictable and when you are dealing with a powerful women such as lawyers you need to be extra cautious. When

powerful women want to get back at you they will stop at nothing to go for the juguler.

jollysnowdevil
09-16-2004, 09:57 AM
law firm??? well ill give

the benefit of the doubt. lawyers in my experience can get a little bit wild sometimes, i guess due to the stress

levels.
as for what to do. first id say look for hidden video cameras. being a law office they wouldnt

have them. next i say bend her over her bosses desk pop some viagra and wreck her 4 hours.

SwingerMD
09-16-2004, 09:58 AM
Four sprays of Perception! And

you got a favorable (to put it mildly) rxn a 1/2 hour later?! Did you use any of the coverscent? Unless the latest

Perception atomizers pump out significantly less, four would easily be an OD for me. I do admitt that I haven't

really pushed the OD limits with this stuff myself.

I can see this happening, especially with no one else

hanging around (and under the right circumstances), but it is very hard to believe.

Anyhow if it's true I

agree with A.K.A. and IPB, be very cautious around her.
____________________
-SwingerMD

MOBLEYC57
09-16-2004, 11:52 AM
Four sprays of

Perception! And you got a favorable (to put it mildly) rxn a 1/2 hour later?! Did you use any of the coverscent?

Unless the latest Perception atomizers pump out significantly less, four would easily be an OD for me. I do admitt

that I haven't really pushed the OD limits with this stuff myself.

I can see this happening, especially with no

one else hanging around (and under the right circumstances), but it is very hard to believe.

Anyhow if it's

true I agree with A.K.A. and IPB, be very cautious around

her.
____________________
-SwingerMDOooooooh! Four sprays! Tis posseeboo! Tis

posseebo!:whip:

metroman
09-16-2004, 04:50 PM
I'ts possible, maybe a tad

embellished. All I know is for all the sex talk on here there aren't many people talking about when they've

actually had sex, although I'm sure it's quite prevalent. It seems like if anything actual sex is under-reported

on here. Much mention of smiles, the infamous hair twirling, brushes, etc...so when someone finally does bring it

up it raises all kinds of incredulity.

His writing reflects the kind of personality women are drawn to:

Intelligent, thoughtful with a sexual edge. So maybe the mones just helped him deal with his inadequacies he feels

over his appearance. Once he surmounted that little hurdle he turns into...SUPER STUD!!!

jollysnowdevil
09-16-2004, 09:34 PM
very well put metro.

somebody give this man some points

nemx2000
09-17-2004, 12:17 AM
pow chicka pow pow(porn music)

good post :thumbsup:

ToBeOrNotToBe
09-17-2004, 12:55 AM
Great post! :thumbsup:
It

should be in the *humor* forum though!

:LOL:

jose
09-17-2004, 06:54 AM
I don't believe this story at all,

but I have heard the words "I've never done anything like this before.", I know it was the Pheromones that helped

it along. But a complete stranger that doesn't show any interest or give you the time of day wants sex from you, I

don't buy it. Pheromones are not that powerful.

luckyhorse
09-17-2004, 08:53 AM
i've had sex once or maybe

twice!!!!! lol!lol!:think:

nemx2000
09-17-2004, 04:22 PM
you mean sex with another

person??? I had that too:LOL:

Zeus
09-17-2004, 04:55 PM
Sry but for my own sake I have to

believe that that post wasnt true. That is definately more likely to be an attempt at writing a porno-script than a

pheromone hit post. Shes a lawer and is probably relatively intelligent. I doubt she would have gone completely

"primal instinct" on him. Even the idea that pheromones can cause either sex to resort to "Primal Instinct" brings

up serious ethical questions. There is a severely apparent line between limited attraction/influence and loss of

logical self-awareness. Whether or not you like it, its a two way street and these things work both ways. I just

hope that this allegation can be quickly resolved and the poster will admit the fallacy of his report.

luckyhorse
09-17-2004, 07:13 PM
i agree the post is bs but i

will tell you this i have had a couple of times where a women has almost be in some trance by this it is vey

powerful like today for example i was standing in line with my coffee and the girl just started chatting with me out

of the blue and then a really scary experience a few days ago i'am sitting their in a coffe e shop reading my paper

and this guy does a 180 turn and says hi how ya doin musta been gay i figure??? needles to say i never looked up

from my paper again!!!!! lol!

belgareth
09-18-2004, 03:23 AM
The post sounds like a fairy

tale to me but stranger things do happen. I can think one one or two incidents over the years that were almost as

strange. While I'm sceptical, I don't completely dicsount it as impossible.

bjf
09-18-2004, 04:51 AM
It is not the story that is the

giveaway, it is the way it was written. Janitors just don't say things like "powersuit with a feminine touch."

:rofl: Who(m)ever wrote the post has more brains than to be cleaning trash bins for a living. They are probably

laughing at us in how easily they can manipulate us like puppets - if only in terms of the emotion they can

generate. :POKE: I don't think their goal was to completely fool us anyway. They wanted to do something that was

funny, and they did. It was over-the-top funny, like they wanted us to know that we were being decieved.



It injected some humor into the forum, anyway.

tounge
09-18-2004, 07:56 AM
They are probably

laughing at us in how easily they can manipulate us like puppets



Congrats! You get it.



It is the easiest thing in the world to make up an incredible,yet humorous story, and see who is gullible

enough to take the bait. And provide a few laughs for those that post elsewhere.

After all, the chick was

only rated a 9.9 out of 10. Maybe she had a zit on her right buttock cheek or a wayward pubic hair. If she corrects

those flaws, maybe our pudgy,balding,hooker paying, toliet cleaning buddy, can nail a perfect 10.

DanTHEman
09-18-2004, 08:42 AM
Wow... Definitely good for a

porn movie.. I think I’ll start the script now.. It might go something like this.. "Overworked, stressed, aroused

and bored. In an empty office building with nobody but her and the suddenly strangely sexy, yet slightly overweight

Janitor, Alexxxis desides to take control and use her power as a high class lawyer to subdue the Janitor and have

hot steamy sexxx on her terms, under her instriction, in her domain. Behind the closed doors of her office, Mike

Long (the janitor) finding himself helpless, with no choice but to follow her every command, pulls up her skirt and

satisfies her with blissful thrusts of lust”:rofl: Notice the sexual connotations in the names?:D AleXXXis, Mike

LONG.. I kill myself laughing.. lol

Yes, this does seem to be a scripted posting, but IN HIS DEFENSE..:hammer:

(No pun intended) In case it is true, there are some pretty well educated Janitors out there, or at least some

that know how to write well. It's ignorant to think otherwise people! Law Slave’s testimony to Perception beats

my previous post with the girl at work pulling me into a dark meeting room and giving me a short ‘lap dance’ while I

was on a work related call on my cell phone!

([url="http://pherolibrary.com/forum/showthread.php?p=136657"]http://pherolibrary.com/forum/showthread.php?p=136657[/url

]) And I too was on perception.. Yes, it was 100% true, but this is a girl that is known to love to get attention

and always goes for the shock factor. Hey, some girls just like to take control. I’ve also known her for 4 years.

Ok, Ill give him the benefit of the doubt, who knows. As embellished and incredible as it sounds, I too have had

one or two experiences while on Perception that were surprising. Maybe not quite THIS surprising, but there may be

other factors at play here as well and they all just happened to fall into place.

It is possible that she just

likes to get 'freaky' from time to time and he was just the next willing subject that she was suddenly strangely

attracted to that night (Perception), not to mention available. As far as we know, she may have done this with

others in the office, he just happened to be the only one there that night when she was feeling 'adventurous'.

The 'Power Trip' scenario is a good possibility as well. Perhaps, she's been having problems w/her Husband or

boyfriend and this was her way of getting even or making herself fell better. A distraction, so-to-speak. OR, it

could simply be that she has found him attractive for some time, but given his stature as a janitor and hers as a

Lawyer, she didn’t act on it, hence, her not giving him the time of day until now. Perception may have given him

the edge he needed to finally get her to act.

I personally think that IF the story is true, it is due to a

combination of factors, not Perception on it’s own.

(http://pherolibrary.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11611)

The Perception use was just the missing ingredient. BUT, think of this. If this occurred partially because of a

power trip on her part, where she thought she was in full control of the situation by dragging him in her office,

closing the door and telling him how SHE wanted it, then Law Slave gets the last laugh now doesn’t he? She thinks

she was in control when it was in fact him, through the use of Perception, that was in control.:rasp:

As far as

the whole sex in the office thing, it’s a scenario I try my best to stay away from. As enticing a scenario as it

may sound, it makes for great stories or movies, but it’s something that is sure to lead to trouble in real life,

especially if it involves a lawyer. A few things come to mind. One, did he use a CONDOM?? Hmm?? In any case,

time to be very careful. What should you do with her next? Maybe sitting with her to a cup of coffee or having a

drink after work and talk what happened without forcing it or pushing it, asking what she expects out of it may be a

rational thing to do.. It might give you some insight as to what's next, trouble or trouble. If she says “it was

just a fling, don’t worry about it” or “let’s not ruin it by talking about it” or just avoids the subject, count

your blessings. Then again, you never know with this type of thing. Work situations that involve personal

involvement, whether it be sexual or emotional are always sticky situations. This is why I rarely ever break my

rule not to date people I work with. I broke it once and regretted it.:nono:

Unfortunately, if she is the

type to cry ‘rape’ or sexual harassment, avoiding her is certain to push her even more towards that. “Oh, I can’t

have you now? Well, then, here’s what you get”. If this is the case, I hate to say it, but you’re out of luck.

There is nothing that can stop a woman bent on an sexual harassment lawsuit. My advise then would be to sit down,

strap on, stick your head between your knees and hold on tight for a bumpy ride. Law Slave, being a Janitor, she

can’t really sue you, but she can get quite a bit from the law firm, or the company that you work for (if you are

contracted to them by some cleaning or janitorial company). Either way, it will be a very bumpy ride for you and

you are sure to find yourself looking for another job elsewhere after the ride is over.

The moral of the

negative side of the story, Say NO to interoffice relationships and Sexual involvement.:nono: That is unless you

know the person VERY well and know for sure that this person is stable-minded with good morals.

With the

negative side of the interoffice relations aside, looking at the positive side of things and provided that nothing

bad comes of Law Slave’s experience I’ll say this.. You go Law Dog! You lucky devil you..:thumbsup:

Ok, this

was definitely enternaining. Now, if I see a posting out there about some poor guy wearing Perception or Chickara

while on a Cruise on the largest ship ever made, who had this filthy rich, hot girl fall in love with him, against

all odds (Tinanic), I'm outa here.. Oh, wait.. The guy drowns in this one, so he wouldn't live to tell the story

now would he?
:LOL:

DanTHEman
09-18-2004, 03:23 PM
Did anyone happen to notice

how many points he's got already as a 'newby' and only 1 post under his belt?? So that's the trick. Write a

somewhat controvertial or incredible post that's likely to draw lots of attention and envoke numerous responses,

and let the forum do it's work racking up points for you.. LOL

Ok, I'm really going to have to start writing

some incredible stories here instead of useful ones that people can just read and go "ok, useful" and move on

without opposing opinions or rebuttals... :blink:

Mrt89
09-18-2004, 04:27 PM
The thing I find hardest to believe

about it now, is the fact that he hasn't come back for followup.

Pheromaniac
09-19-2004, 03:04 AM
The thing I

find hardest to believe about it now, is the fact that he hasn't come back for followup.That's because

law_slave is really a forum troll :twisted: He or she may have just posted this up here just to gauge some reactions

and have some fun. And oh boy...I think he/she got more than what was bargained for...:rolleyes:

ToBeOrNotToBe
09-19-2004, 06:43 AM
If it

works for someone like me, I am sure it will work for anybody. Perception has changed my life. Many thanks to the

manufacturers. You have just gained a new lifetime loyal customer.These last words are exactly like the

testimonies in some scam sites! Totally similar! :nono:
What do I mean by saying that? IMO, that post was not

writen only to amuse the forum members... yes, I could be mistaken, but I doubt it! :blink:

I'm surprised that

the moderators didn't delete this thread! Or at least move it to the "humor forum"...

If a new customer comes

here and happens to open this thread first, he/she will read that testimony and if he/she is used to false

testimonies, he/she will probably think "Ok, it's definitely a scam!" :rasp:

Holmes
09-19-2004, 06:53 AM
Newbie here. I

must admit. At first I was skeptical about pheromones. However, after much reading on the boards, I decided to give

it a shot. I received my Perception last week. However, I was out of town and didn't have a chance to try it on

until today.

About myself: I am balding, 30 year old, 5 feet 9 inches, 256 lbs. I work as a janitor at a law

firm. I am probably considered "overweight" although I am now trying to eat better. I have never had a serious

girlfriend because of my weight problems. The only times I have been laid were with hookers. As such, I was hoping

that Perception would be the cure to my problems. Perception exceeded my expectations and much more.

My

first day with Perception involved two sprays on the chest and one on each wrist around 7:00 PM in the evening. This

extremely attractive (solid 9.9 out of 10) blonde associate, whom I have fantasized over for months, was working

late hours. It was around 7:20 pm and most people had left. As I was emptying her trash bin, I purposely got close

to her so that she could smell my pheromones. Instantly, I noticed a difference. Whereas she usually ignored me and

wouldn't give me the time of day, today she smiled at me and we talked. That was the first time we actually

conversed. She flirted by flipping her hair and gently rubbing her legs. I told her that I liked her outfit. It was

a powersuit, yet with a feminine touch, and a nice skirt that showed off her slender legs. She blushed and thanked

me for the compliment.

As I started to exit her office, she told me to come back. Then she proceeded to

close the door and kissed me. I was completely stunned and taken aback. I kissed her back and started to undress

her. She told me to stop undressing her. She then lowered her panties and told me to do her from behind while she

was still almost fully clothed. She bent over her desk, and I did my dirty deed, while the whole time worrying about

the remote possibilty that someone else may come in even at those late hours. That was the most gratifying sex I

ever had... not that I have had much other experiences to compare to. After I finished, she said she didn't know

what came over her and had a nervous look. I said I had to go, and then left.

I am wondering what is going

to happen tomorrow. Guys, what should I do with her tomorrow? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:

Did she buy you cashmere?

Zeus
09-19-2004, 11:41 AM
Anyone else notice that Law Slave

has logged on to the forum about 10 times since writing this and hasnt written anything.

jub
09-19-2004, 12:12 PM
So he's a good author!

I like ‘Barbara Cartland’ myself. Is Perception worth it’s measure in gold or does one have to make sure

one has a good love novel in ones pocket when one wears perception for social outings so at least if nothing

happens, well...Spin, spin those tales, I shall!

Pheromaniac
09-19-2004, 07:34 PM
Hah! It is confirmed then

that law_slave is indeed a troll. Mild, mannered janitor one second. Super stud, the next. I wish it was all true,

but the script is one outta the dustpile hiding in some dark corner of DC Comic's storeroom. It was just too good

of a thing to be true. Incredulous! But it makes for some decent reading though.

camusflage
09-19-2004, 08:00 PM
Maybe we should make "Please

Don't Feed the Trolls" one of our forum rules? :)

BassMan
09-19-2004, 08:20 PM
Maybe we should

make "Please Don't Feed the Trolls" one of our forum rules? :)Wouldn't that take all the fun out of it?

:goodpost:

XySen
09-19-2004, 09:42 PM
Even though everyone wishes this

were true, we all know it's not. :(.

Pancho1188
09-20-2004, 06:45 AM
:rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:

Did she buy you cashmere?
:goodpost: What's that red dot?



"When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest most

beautiful sweater. I said to him, "What do you call this most beautiful fabric?", and he said, "They call it

cashmere". I repeated the words "cashmere, cashmere". I asked if I could have it, and he said "No. Get away from

me." Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged

me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't

want the change, Georgie! I wanted the cashmere."


Seriously, though...

I think the moderators kept

it up there because you can't be too sure. If they took off every posting they thought was false, there'd

be too much work to be done. They have to leave some of it up to the reader to decide for themselves.

On a

positive note, this certainly spurred an interest in Perception... I'll let you know if I get fired for sleeping

with the cleaning woman on my desk because I used it...

On another note (It's officially "random thought day"

for Pancho...I apologize to the moderators), I decided not to wear -mones today and had the most interesting

conversation:

-You have to be patient.
--But what if no one likes them?
-Well, if they don't, I'll eat them

all for you.
--Promise?
-Yes, I promise...

.......sorry, I'm still lost on the look I got...I'm a big sucker

for 'the look', however I misinterpret it...Maybe if I had been wearing Perception we would've hooked up on the

desk... :thumbsup:


"Don't feed the trolls." --- I'd fail at this since I'm too gullible to tell what a

troll is.

Okay, enough rambling...off to do some "real, actual work..."

belgareth
09-20-2004, 06:53 AM
Pancho is right, we don't

judge whether the stories are fairy tales or not. That's left up to the reader.

BDC_Concepts
09-20-2004, 09:00 AM
LOL, when a story makes even

the manufacturer surprised, you have to be wondering something :D hahah. Either way, a great story for our next ad

in Playboy. Hell, I don't even have to edit it with his attention to grammar! :D jk

lordcrazyd
10-13-2004, 08:33 AM
I don't know if that's

true, i've had similar experiences with mones, but not to that degree.. such as with chikara, on my sisters best

friend. Even tho it was not hot sex it seemed like she fell in in love with me type sex. While i was working her way

up i was sneaking the chikara bottle and spraying myself like crazy while she wasn't noticing. I def could tell

some weird results. She'd get hot and heavy then she'd push me away look at me, and we'd start all over again.

Interesting story i might add.

Similar story without mones. I was a delivery guy at a pizza shop, when i had a

delivery to a hotel. When i got there, there was a couple middle to later 30's. He asked me if i knew how to use a

vibrator (It was brand new, and this was their first time) , So after a couple of mins i finally got it on. Once i

got it on he told me to use it on her. I had this weird puzzled face (what the hell is up) look. So i preceeded, i

started with that and she played with me. We didn't have sex but basically did everything else.
On top of that i

got a 30 dollar tip =). He asked if i'd be willing todo it again. I was to embarrased and left. I felt like i

needed to start a new video series When Pizza Delivery Guys go Wild. Anyway weird stuff does happen like that. I'm

not sure to the degree Law Slave said but hope you can use this as an example that weird stuff can happen.

Freakboy2000
10-13-2004, 08:37 AM
...................

ToBeOrNotToBe
10-13-2004, 10:17 AM
Someone's been reading a few too many Penthouse Letters.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




:goodpost:

lordcrazyd
10-15-2004, 11:15 AM
your just jealous of law

slave

Pancho1188
10-15-2004, 11:47 AM
Can you believe this has over

1,500 'reads'? Wow, I'll have to start writing gratuitous sex sequences...of course, they'd have to actually

happen to me first.

That said, I wish it worked like that. I'm wearing Perception right now, and I wish the

person close to me at work would just lose it and go nuts for me...unfortunately, some people's fear of intimacy

overshadows the magical power of -mones.

MOBLEYC57
10-27-2004, 11:36 AM
Newbie here. I

must admit. At first I was skeptical about pheromones. However, after much reading on the boards, I decided to give

it a shot. I received my Perception last week. However, I was out of town and didn't have a chance to try it on

until today.

About myself: I am balding, 30 year old, 5 feet 9 inches, 256 lbs. I work as a janitor at a law

firm. I am probably considered "overweight" although I am now trying to eat better. I have never had a serious

girlfriend because of my weight problems. The only times I have been laid were with hookers. As such, I was hoping

that Perception would be the cure to my problems. Perception exceeded my expectations and much more.

My first

day with Perception involved two sprays on the chest and one on each wrist around 7:00 PM in the evening. This

extremely attractive (solid 9.9 out of 10) blonde associate, whom I have fantasized over for months, was working

late hours. It was around 7:20 pm and most people had left. As I was emptying her trash bin, I purposely got close

to her so that she could smell my pheromones. Instantly, I noticed a difference. Whereas she usually ignored me and

wouldn't give me the time of day, today she smiled at me and we talked. That was the first time we actually

conversed. She flirted by flipping her hair and gently rubbing her legs. I told her that I liked her outfit. It was

a powersuit, yet with a feminine touch, and a nice skirt that showed off her slender legs. She blushed and thanked

me for the compliment.

As I started to exit her office, she told me to come back. Then she proceeded to close

the door and kissed me. I was completely stunned and taken aback. I kissed her back and started to undress her. She

told me to stop undressing her. She then lowered her panties and told me to do her from behind while she was still

almost fully clothed. She bent over her desk, and I did my dirty deed, while the whole time worrying about the

remote possibilty that someone else may come in even at those late hours. That was the most gratifying sex I ever

had... not that I have had much other experiences to compare to. After I finished, she said she didn't know what

came over her and had a nervous look. I said I had to go, and then left.

I am wondering what is going to happen

tomorrow. Guys, what should I do with her tomorrow? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

As for Perception,

I fully endorse it. If it works for someone like me, I am sure it will work for anybody. Perception has changed my

life. Many thanks to the manufacturers. You have just gained a new lifetime loyal customer.G & LuckyH, do

you two know this guy?:whip:

cuddlebear
10-27-2004, 03:43 PM
My only thought about all

this:

I want to be able to trust the hit stories I read on here, and I want people to know that no matter how

outrageous some of my hit reports sound, that every word of them is true, down to the last detail. This kind of

post is going to make people distrust those of us who get lucky and actually report the truth about our

experience.

I know that as a moderator, I could delete the thing, but neither Bruce or Bel chose to do so,

probably due to the fact that no one seems to have been taken by it, but some newbies just might be

...

Overall, I think that fake hit posts should be discouraged, if for no other reason that we can be

genuinely excited when someone posts of phero-success ...

OK, I'm off the podium now ...

Chemo (BDC Concepts)
10-27-2004, 04:15 PM
Imagine our position

after a post like that...

As a representative of the company that manufactures the product being cited in the

original post for its magical qualities how can I refute his obviously stretched recall?

On the other hand,

it's in my nature to call bullshit and do it to someone's face instead of behind their back.

So, I decided

to treat it no different than any other post and ask for the feedback concerning time release, ease of removal, etc.

IMO, that is the best way to divert from the sexual observations which are ALWAYS extremely subjective.

One

good thing about this thread though...it is now urban pheromone legend! :) Have you heard the one about the janitor

that got a bottle of Perception and stayed late at work ???

Bobby

tounge
10-27-2004, 08:14 PM
My only thought

about all this:

I want to be able to trust the hit stories I read on here, and I want people to know that no

matter how outrageous some of my hit reports sound, that every word of them is true, down to the last detail. This

kind of post is going to make people distrust those of us who get lucky and actually report the truth about our

experience.

I know that as a moderator, I could delete the thing, but neither Bruce or Bel chose to do so,

probably due to the fact that no one seems to have been taken by it, but some newbies just might be

...

Overall, I think that fake hit posts should be discouraged, if for no other reason that we can be

genuinely excited when someone posts of phero-success ...

OK, I'm off the podium now ...





You are so very right. And I think some of the fantasy material that Phantom posted, that made it to

the testimonial page, should also be deleted for the same reason.

MOBLEYC57
10-27-2004, 08:29 PM
I don't know ... maybe we ran

off a true hit story. :think: Call me a bad judger of character, but I say Gegogi has been straight about his usage

of the products ... and his last post in the "CURIOUS" post, in which I'm still wanting to know how he used 4

sprays of Perception and a dab of NPA, is preeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty much the same, except he knew the girl, yes?

:blink:

MOBLEYC57
10-27-2004, 08:31 PM
You are so very

right. And I think some of the fantasy material that Phantom posted, that made it to the testimonial page, should

also be deleted for the same reason.Oh nooooooo! Don't delete Phantom's works! Put it in a

classic section or something. :thumbsup::whip:

belgareth
10-27-2004, 08:31 PM
I didn't chose to delete it

because I am not a judge and don't pass judgment. I've read a lot of hit stories, some I believed and others I

didn't but in every case other than my own I wasn't there to witness the event. How am I to decide which are true

and which aren't? Should I take a poll to see what you guys think and go by that? Or should I just delete the ones

I don't believe? Oscar, Upsidedown, Bruce and Cuddlebear can all do the same. That would eliminate more than half

the hit stories and probably many that are true since I am a sceptic.

No, I think it better to leave all the hit

stories and let the reader decide which to believe and which not to, just like I did as a newbie.