SweetBrenda
09-12-2004, 01:33 PM
Top ten signs that you are too drunk!
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from
falling off the Earth.
9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting
hit by the toilet seat.
7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
6. You can focus better with one eye
closed.
5. You fall off the floor.
5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.
4. You haven't had a
driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
3. Roseanne looks good.
2.
You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.
1. You spent more time on the floor
than you do standing up.
:drunk:
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from
falling off the Earth.
9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting
hit by the toilet seat.
7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
6. You can focus better with one eye
closed.
5. You fall off the floor.
5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.
4. You haven't had a
driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
3. Roseanne looks good.
2.
You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.
1. You spent more time on the floor
than you do standing up.
:drunk: