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SweetBrenda
09-12-2004, 01:31 PM
The soldier serving in

Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph

back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find,

bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember

which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."

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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a

Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says,

"Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."

The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's

not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

(aw LOL)