Summer Olympics 2004

[MOBLEYC57]

Here are the top

nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:


1.

Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and

it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience

since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and

father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them

really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same

thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can

see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC

president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's

like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so

well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just

said?"


When in doubt...go for the gold!!:run:

[Pancho1188]

I've seen most if not all of

those quotes before the 2004 summer Olympics, but great quotes nonetheless! Thanks, Mobley!

[Holmes]

Here are the top

nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:




1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during

her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from

personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,

especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths

in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I

should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the

opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer

commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis

commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his

balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"


When in doubt...go for the

gold!!:run:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MOBLEYC57]

Sorry about that Panch.:blink:

Here you go.....

V.D.?

A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van (shag carpets, big double

mattress in the back... all that) when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy, whip

me, whip me!"

The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand,

but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the aerial off his van and proceeds to whip the girl until

they both collapse in sadomasochistic ecstasy.

About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the

whipping session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.

The doctor takes one look at the wounds

and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?"

The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did.



Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring, you've got

the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen!" :rant:


Anyone in need of the Whipping Soup

Boy?:whip:

[Pancho1188]

Gold! ;)

:rofl: