SweetBrenda
08-18-2004, 03:32 PM
A man enters his
favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous
woman sitting all alone
at a nearby table.. He calls
the waiter over and asks for their most expensive
bottle of Merlot to be sent over
to her, knowing
that, if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over
to
the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over
there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to
the
man.
Her note reads: For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a BMW in your garage, a million
dollars
in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends
a
note of his own back to her.
His note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to have a
Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW
850, and a Volvo in my
garage. I have over twenty-five million dollars in the
bank. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you,
would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."
favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous
woman sitting all alone
at a nearby table.. He calls
the waiter over and asks for their most expensive
bottle of Merlot to be sent over
to her, knowing
that, if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over
to
the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over
there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to
the
man.
Her note reads: For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a BMW in your garage, a million
dollars
in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends
a
note of his own back to her.
His note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to have a
Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW
850, and a Volvo in my
garage. I have over twenty-five million dollars in the
bank. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you,
would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."