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08-16-2004, 10:23 AM


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly

marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two

Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee

fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore

your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew
ha-ha! This is sooOo

like Me~!

08-16-2004, 08:12 PM
Reminds me of this one....

Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a word
dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig

thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and
lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crrecot ptoision. The rset can

jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy.

08-16-2004, 09:16 PM
Hehe :LOL:

11-14-2004, 01:58 PM
Bad Speller


stops and two black men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind

them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the

following; "Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come

together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once mo'."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady

indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Yo, cool down lady," said the man.

"Im just tellun my friend how to spell Mississippi."

11-14-2004, 01:59 PM
Double Negative


linguistics professor was lecturing to her class one day.

"In English," she said, "A double negative forms a

positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no

language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah,