SweetBrenda
08-04-2004, 01:55 PM
Two old ladies were outside
their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end
and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my
cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The
next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of
condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age,
but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end
and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my
cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The
next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of
condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age,
but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.