SweetBrenda
08-03-2004, 08:46 PM
Sorry to all the blonde's out there...but I thought this was funny...:run:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a
killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to
be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her
boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the
table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and
says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of
tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Corn Flakes
back in the box.":lol:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a
killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to
be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her
boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the
table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and
says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of
tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Corn Flakes
back in the box.":lol: