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SweetBrenda
08-03-2004, 10:53 AM
A lady walks into a Lexus

dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the

fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone

has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there

standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks,

"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are

going to shit when you hear the price."

MOBLEYC57
08-03-2004, 11:33 AM
:goodpost:

Doc, tis something about the bootay this week! Trend, yes? :rant: The next joke that includes anything anal, the

anal poster has to buy the forum a round of mones! I'll have a WKM1 special. :thumbsup:

P.S. SweetB, women

don't fart :nono: , they poot!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Pancho1188
08-03-2004, 11:46 AM
:goodpost:

Doc, tis something about the bootay this week! Trend, yes? :rant: The next joke that includes anything anal, the

anal poster has to buy the forum a round of mones! I'll have a WKM1 special. :thumbsup:

P.S. SweetB, women

don't fart :nono: , they poot!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Why don't they allow

donkeys into college?

Because nobody likes a smart ass.

SweetBrenda
08-03-2004, 11:54 AM
:goodpost:

Doc, tis something about the bootay this week! Trend, yes? :rant: The next joke that includes anything anal, the

anal poster has to buy the forum a round of mones! I'll have a WKM1 special. :thumbsup:

P.S. SweetB, women

don't fart :nono: , they poot!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:You're mocking me...

(ha-ha)

SweetBrenda
08-03-2004, 12:12 PM
Why don't

they allow donkeys into college?

Because nobody likes a smart ass.Since Pancho is buying the forum a

round of mones! I need to think hard in what to ask for... I'll get back to you on that one Pancho.:trout:

einstein
08-03-2004, 12:15 PM
Why don't they allow

donkeys into college?

Because nobody likes a smart ass.
Pretty funny. My school mascot is the Mule,

and the honors college tshirts this year say on the back "We're not just mules, were smart asses"

MOBLEYC57
08-03-2004, 12:22 PM
Since Pancho

is buying the forum a round of mones! I need to think hard in what to ask for... I'll get back to you on

that one Pancho.:trout:
That's a negative, SweetB. Ass-anomics is permitted, anal-anomics is not.:whip:



Geez, some people will try anything for something free. :rasp:

SweetBrenda
08-03-2004, 12:41 PM
That's a

negative, SweetB. Ass-anomics is permitted, anal-anomics is not.:whip:

Geez, some people will try anything for

something free. :rasp:lol@you.. :POKE: