p171
07-30-2004, 12:12 AM
First year students at
med school had their first anatomy class with a real dead body. They all gathered around the body covered with a
white sheet. The professor started by telling them,"In medicine, it's necessary to have two important qualities.
The first is that you shouldn't be disgusted by anything involving the human body." The professor then pulled back
the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the
same thing," he told his students. The students initially freaked, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor
looked at the class and told them,"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but
sucked on my index finger. Now pay attention!"
med school had their first anatomy class with a real dead body. They all gathered around the body covered with a
white sheet. The professor started by telling them,"In medicine, it's necessary to have two important qualities.
The first is that you shouldn't be disgusted by anything involving the human body." The professor then pulled back
the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the
same thing," he told his students. The students initially freaked, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor
looked at the class and told them,"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but
sucked on my index finger. Now pay attention!"