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[Sacogoo]

'04/'05

NFL Predictions from Sacogoo:

NFC:
East:
1. Philadelphia
2. Dallas
3. New Jersey Giants
4.

D.C.

South:
1. Carolina
2. New Orleans
3. Tampa
4. Atlanta

North:
1. Minnesota
2.

Detroit
3. Green Bay
4. Chicago

West:
1. Seattle
2. St. Louis
3. Arizona
4. San

Fran

NFC Title game: Seattle over Minnesota

AFC:
East:
1. New England (apparently covering

Mass., Vermont, Connecticutt, New Hampshire, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Greenland, and Iceland) Patriots
2.

Buffalo Buffalos
3. Miami Sea Mammals (and, really, wouldn't "Manatees" be more appropriate?)
4. J. E. T. S.

Jets! Jets! Jets!

South:
1. Indy, but originally, Baltimore Colts
2. Tennessee Oilers
3. Houston

Oilers (Everybody sing: "We're the Houston Oilers...")
4. Jacksonville Jaguars (Where the hell is

Jacksonville?)

North:
1. Baltimore Colts (I mean Ravens)
2. Cincinatti Bungles
3. Cleveland

Brownholes
4. Pittsburgh "we now import all our steel from Poland" Steelers

West:
1. Kansas City

Chefs
2. Oakland, no LA, no back to Oakland Raiders
3. San Diego/Tiajuana Chargers
4. Denver

Donkeys


AFC Title Game: KC over New England

Super Bowl: KC over Seattle

Now listening to:

Jane's Addiction's "XXX" (But really wishing for a 12" long play of Gary Glitter's Rock and Roll, Pt. II. (Live

for the moment of the soundtrack to our lives.))