Numanoid
07-08-2004, 12:35 PM
Subject: The Bank
A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.
"Open the safe" he yells at the girl behind the
counter.
"But we're not a real bank" she replies. We don't have any money, this is a sperm bank".
" Don't
argue!.......... Open the bloody safe or I'll blow your head off!"
She obliges and once she's opened the safe
door the guy says
"Take ut one of the bottles and drink it"
"But's full of sperm!" she replies nervously
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and
drink it too" he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask
and, to the girl's amazement, it's her husband.
"See - not that bloody difficult, is it?"
:p
A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.
"Open the safe" he yells at the girl behind the
counter.
"But we're not a real bank" she replies. We don't have any money, this is a sperm bank".
" Don't
argue!.......... Open the bloody safe or I'll blow your head off!"
She obliges and once she's opened the safe
door the guy says
"Take ut one of the bottles and drink it"
"But's full of sperm!" she replies nervously
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and
drink it too" he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask
and, to the girl's amazement, it's her husband.
"See - not that bloody difficult, is it?"
:p