Numanoid
07-08-2004, 04:16 AM
A Lot of
Bull....
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of
breeding bulls. They went up to
the first pen and there was a sign that
said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband
in
the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little farther and saw another pen
with a sign that said,
"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said,
"That's more
than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked farther and a third pen had a bull with a
sign saying, "This
bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said,
"That's once a day.
You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if
it was with the
same cow."
The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and
he
should eventually make a full recovery.
Bull....
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of
breeding bulls. They went up to
the first pen and there was a sign that
said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband
in
the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little farther and saw another pen
with a sign that said,
"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said,
"That's more
than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked farther and a third pen had a bull with a
sign saying, "This
bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said,
"That's once a day.
You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if
it was with the
same cow."
The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and
he
should eventually make a full recovery.