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Numanoid
07-08-2004, 04:16 AM
A Lot of

Bull....

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of

breeding bulls. They went up to

the first pen and there was a sign that

said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband

in

the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."



They walked a little farther and saw another pen

with a sign that said,

"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said,

"That's more

than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."



They walked farther and a third pen had a bull with a

sign saying, "This

bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said,

"That's once a day.

You could REALLY learn something from this one."



The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if

it was with the

same cow."



The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and

he

should eventually make a full recovery.