Bbq

[dping28]

I thought this was kinda funny :)



A BBQ

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to
do the BBQ the following

chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman goes to the shops.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables

and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking

utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4) The man places

the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to

tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with

the situation.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the

plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10)

Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her

night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, conclude that there's just no pleasing some women!

[Bruce]

I make the fire too. :-) That's

the fun part.

B

[CJ01]

I make the fire too. :-)

That's the fun part.
True!

But hey, I´m good at setting things on fire too :p

[belgareth]

I've always liked the fire

starting part.

He he BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!