Wash your hands?

[tallmacky]

Why don't guys wash

their hands after they go to the bathroom? I have noticed this a lot in public bathrooms...Why is that? :confused:

[Sexyredhead]

Because they are gross.

[Elana]

Because they are nasty.

[Pancho1188]

Because

they are gross.
Gross, lazy, stupid, ignorant...pick one. I like washing my hands because the soap smells

nice at work... :)

[DrSmellThis]

I often wash them before

I go, you know, to protect Mini Me's delicate bacteria balance. Then I skip it afterward because it's clean

down there. Your hands have worse bacteria than your ass, which means, Tallmacky you have the cleanest ass in the

world.

[einstein]

Because the pool cue just

doesn't slide through your fingers right if you wash them. By pool cue I mean a 4-foot stick used to play

billiards, not some dirty euphemism. Some of you girls like to think that way......

[Sexyredhead]

A good pool hall has chalk

for your hands.

[DCW]

I often wash them

before I go, you know, to protect Mini Me's delicate bacteria balance. Then I skip it afterward because

it's clean down there. Your hands have worse bacteria than your ass, which means, Tallmacky you have the cleanest

ass in the world.

U skip it afterward!!??



DCW

[tounge]

I do all of my hand washing at the

sinks in the Bath and Bodyworks stores. It's a great way to try out all their soaps. And then I slather their body

lotions all over myself from their sample testers.

Then I proceed to the fragrance store in the mall and

spray on a matching cologne similar to the body lotion. Most department stores have free testers out.



Doesn't cost me any money and I save money by not having to wash my hands at home.

[franki]

I do all of my hand

washing at the sinks in the Bath and Bodyworks stores. It's a great way to try out all their soaps. And then I

slather their body lotions all over myself from their sample testers.

Then I proceed to the fragrance store in

the mall and spray on a matching cologne similar to the body lotion. Most department stores have free testers out.



Doesn't cost me any money and I save money by not having to wash my hands at home.
wow :eek::D

[Elana]

Tounge has a fresh flower fetish.

He loves to smell like Tulips and Jasmine

[JustPeachy]

:eek: Dude. Thong needs a

hydrochloric acid fetish! Ewwwwww!

[tounge]

And I just love their Anti

Bacterial Peach Fuzz soap. I enjoy putting a scooch of it in the nastiest places.

[Sexyredhead]

Well, there goes my supper.

:rolleyes:

[tounge]

Tounge has a fresh

flower fetish. He loves to smell like Tulips and Jasmine


Wow how cool. I was going to bring you

some fresh cut Tulips from my neighbor lady's flower garden, for your sleep over on Friday.

I am really

looking foward to see you all decked out in your Barbie flannel nightie and fluffy pink chiffon slippers.

Do

you think my GI Joe action Camo jammies with matching sleeper feet will be ok to wear? :D

[JustPeachy]

Oh man. I nearly choked to

death. Just the thought....ewww. I mean, EWWWW! There are millions of 13 year-old boys who would give anything to

have your gross-out powers. :eek:

[tounge]

Oh man. I nearly

choked to death.

Damn! Please feel free to try again.