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DZorro
06-05-2004, 01:44 AM
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35/



After watching

it thousand times, your going crazy, it's set up like loop or something. :p




DZorro,

DZorro
06-05-2004, 01:46 AM
here is another stupid one :p




[url="http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/pakistanisong.htm"]http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/pakistanisong.htm[/ur

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DZorro,

DZorro
06-05-2004, 02:11 AM
Here are some more jokes for

you.


Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of

plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.






A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for

some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling

her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly. He

immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."



"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable asshole!" she

screamed.

Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly

like her."







A husband, proving to his wife that women talk

more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women

use 30,000 words a day.

She thought about this for a

while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything

they say.

Looking stunned, he said,

"What?






What the ??? look at spiderman.



http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/spidergay.htm



:D


John crawfords, long lost daughter. :p



http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/joan-jackson.htm





Watch saddaam closely :)



[url="http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/saddamdisguise.htm"]http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/saddamdisguise.htm[/

url]



This actually quite funny, look it's a game.




http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/flyguy.htm





Here are some more jokes.



Michael Jackson sat down with

his lawyer. The lawyer says, "I have good news and bad news"
Michael asks for the bad news. The lawyer says "they

have a real strong case for molestation and you are going to do serious time."
Michael asks for the good news.
The

lawyer says "I think you can serve it in a juvenile detention facility"






Michael Jackson and his wife are in the

recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have

sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 12."






Well oke the last one

was a bit tasteless so sew me :p









DZorro

DZorro
06-05-2004, 02:29 AM
Are you a good driver or bad one,

check it out :D




http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/driving.htm






Check out this cool adult site. :p



http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/adultpic.htm





DZorro,

DZorro
06-05-2004, 02:32 AM
Oke this the last one for today,

it's called smack the penguin. Hope you like it. I now i did.:p




http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/penguinsmack.htm






DZorro,

Gossamer_2701
06-05-2004, 09:34 AM
:D Funny stuff DZorro....

LMAO :D

DrSmellThis
06-05-2004, 02:20 PM
"Well oke the last one was a

bit tasteless so sew me."

-- a punishment deserved for a tasteless thread.

SweetBrenda
06-06-2004, 08:24 PM
looks like u were busy

dzorro..ty for the links.

DZorro
06-07-2004, 12:41 AM
looks like u

were busy dzorro..ty for the links.

Yep, was a bit bored at that time. :D




DZorro,