DZorro
06-04-2004, 04:55 AM
Still a bit bored at
work, and already thinking about weekend.
So here are some more jokes.
A Small Problem
A woman keeps
asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them
look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror
and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take?''
she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she
wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''
Hole in One
There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting.
While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but
assumed it to be some sort of praise. The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One
of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX !" They looked at him and said, "what do you mean wrong
hole?"
Fish Market
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he
smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed
a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
A joke for the girls.
Picture
perfect
A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ." The wife said to her
husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."
Mmm...Smells Good
What do a
gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!!
Darn
Crazy Kids
A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly across from an old man.
The young punk
has spiked green, purple and orange hair. His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags. His entire face and body
are covered with piercings and his earrings are big, bright red, yellow and green feathers.
The old man stares
at the young punk as the bus travels across the city. Finally, the punk looks across at the old man, and yells,
"What are you looking at, old man! Didn't you do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the
old man replies, "Yeah. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and had sex with
a parrot... I thought you might be my son."
Oke got to go back to work, the boss, get's a bit
angry at me here, only a few hours for me and finaly weekend.
DZorro,
work, and already thinking about weekend.
So here are some more jokes.
A Small Problem
A woman keeps
asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them
look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror
and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take?''
she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she
wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''
Hole in One
There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting.
While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but
assumed it to be some sort of praise. The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One
of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX !" They looked at him and said, "what do you mean wrong
hole?"
Fish Market
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he
smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed
a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
A joke for the girls.
Picture
perfect
A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ." The wife said to her
husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."
Mmm...Smells Good
What do a
gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!!
Darn
Crazy Kids
A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly across from an old man.
The young punk
has spiked green, purple and orange hair. His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags. His entire face and body
are covered with piercings and his earrings are big, bright red, yellow and green feathers.
The old man stares
at the young punk as the bus travels across the city. Finally, the punk looks across at the old man, and yells,
"What are you looking at, old man! Didn't you do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the
old man replies, "Yeah. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and had sex with
a parrot... I thought you might be my son."
Oke got to go back to work, the boss, get's a bit
angry at me here, only a few hours for me and finaly weekend.
DZorro,