Guy realizes woman is wearing pheromones

[turpin]

A few years ago I experimented with wearing human pheromones but decided to quite using them for a while because

they made me think about sex and seducing woman too much whereas I wanted to concentrate on my academic career.

They also messed-up a perfectly good non-sexual friendship I had with a woman.

Anyway, I went to the movie

theatre today by myself. I 'randomly' sat down behind a woman. Throughout the movie there was this kind of

pleasant smell and I couldn't quite thinking about sex. I also had this urge to hit on the woman in front of me.

She wasn't sitting with anybody. There was another guy alone a couple seats down from her. I thought they might

be together, but it was peculiar that they were sitting apart. I thought that maybe she was wearing pheromones and

the guy she was 'with' was sitting away from her because he knew this and also knew that its impossible to focus

on a movie when you are right next to somebody who is overdosing on human pheromones. After the movie I saw that

guy leave and her stay and I followed him out to make sure the coast was clear because I didn't want to be involved

in any jealous lover game involving synthetic human pheromones. I mean, we were the only 3 seemingly single people

in the whole theatre, so if he was leaving I wanted to make sure it was for real and not some game. When I saw that

he was not only out of the theatre but walking down the hall toward the exit or the restrooms, I went back. She was

still there, the last person in the theatre. There are at least two bars that share a parking lot with the theatre,

so I said "Excuse me, could I buy you a drink?" She looked unceratin but didn't respond. I asked, "Are you with

somebody?" She said. "I'm married." I didn't wait around to find out if this was an open marriage. She was

older than me, and I was cognizant that I was being manipulated with pheromones, and I've never been one much for

adultery. So I said, "I'm sorry," and walked out. After I used the restroom I saw her walk out of the main

entrance of the building. She gave me a somewhat inviting look. After that I was just pissed off. I knew I was

being manipulated with human pheromes into flirting with a woman I would not normally be interested in. Now I

can't quite thinking about sex. I'm going to have to go jerk off now. This not-particularly-good-looking older

married woman wearing pheromones has completely fucked up my orderly asexual world. Damn it. Bitch.

[Elana]

Welcome Mr. Troll. That was fun

reading :D

[Sagacious1420]

Welcome Mr. Troll.

That was fun reading What? Mr. Troll? I thought his name was turdpin? :confused:

Definitely quite

amusing. :rolleyes:

[CJ01]

Are you sure she was wearing mones?

I´m asking because mones don´t smell pleasant :)

[Sexyredhead]

I knew I was

being manipulated with human pheromes into flirting with a woman I would not normally be interested in. Now I

can't quite thinking about sex. I'm going to have to go jerk off now. This not-particularly-good-looking older

married woman wearing pheromones has completely fucked up my orderly asexual world. Damn it.

Bitch.

Dude, you have issues. You're attracted to the perfume of a woman you don't know, so

obviously in your mind she must be wearing some kind of pheromones, and that means it's HER fault you

can't stop thinking about sex and have to go jerk off???

Please. :mad:

[Elana]

Dude, you have

issues. You're attracted to the perfume of a woman you don't know, so obviously in your mind she must be

wearing some kind of pheromones, and that means it's HER fault you can't stop thinking about sex and

have to go jerk off???

Please. :mad:

:D I want to know if this is a new troll or one

of the old trolls that just got a new name when we switched forums.

[Sagacious1420]

Dude,

you have issues. You're attracted to the perfume of a woman you don't know, so obviously in your mind she

must be wearing some kind of pheromones, and that means it's HER fault you can't stop thinking about

sex and have to go jerk off???

Please. :mad:Dammit SRH, that eyeball of yours follows me

everywhere I go. Stop it! :mad: Is it wearing pheromones? :rolleyes:

[dping28]

Well if you dont want to be

influenced by pheromones then plug your nose. :)

[librito]

I have to give you credict for

the creativity
Needed to make a story like this one if it is not a real story.(which I'm not doubting it is)it

is
It is very funny and I'm hoping it is authentic
So it'll be part of the wonderful stories
That have

been created by the wearing of
PHEROMONES.

[librito]

I have to give you credict for

the creativity
Needed to make a story like this one if it is not a real story.(which I'm not doubting it is)it

is
It is very funny and I'm hoping it is authentic
So it'll be part of the wonderful stories
That have

been created by the wearing of
PHEROMONES.
This is my first post in the forum but I've being a long time

reader of it.(6 months)

[Sagacious1420]

Well if you

dont want to be influenced by pheromones then plug your nose. :)That idea stinks!

[Pancho1188]

Dude, you

have issues. You're attracted to the perfume of a woman you don't know, so obviously in your mind she must

be wearing some kind of pheromones, and that means it's HER fault you can't stop thinking about sex and

have to go jerk off???

Please. :mad:
Mmmm, SRH...that smell is so sexy on you...you must be

wearing -mones! Damn you, woman, it's your fault that I'm thinking about sex and now I have to go and let the

creative juices flow!!! :rolleyes:

Bitch. :D

[Holmes]

:D I want to know if

this is a new troll or one of the old trolls that just got a new name when we switched forums.

New

trolls, old trolls. Meh.

It's all under da bridge.

[Pancho1188]

New trolls, old

trolls. Meh.

It's all under da bridge.
It's where I drew some blood.

I could not get enough.



I threw my life away...

[CptKipling]

Dude, you

have issues. You're attracted to the perfume of a woman you don't know, so obviously in your mind she must

be wearing some kind of pheromones, and that means it's HER fault you can't stop thinking about sex and

have to go jerk off???


:mad: Yeah women can be so conniving.

:rolleyes:

[dping28]

That idea

stinks!

Sorry, must have used a lil too much none. Will try less next time. :)

[Elana]

New trolls, old

trolls. Meh.

It's all under da bridge.

:D classic....I almost missed that. :D

[a.k.a.]

Heathens!
Don’t you people

know anything about the Occasion of Sin? Planting the seed of lust in a man’s heart is worse than lust itself.

Driving a man to spill his seed is worse than spilling it yourself.
Ladies, where is your modesty? Gentlemen,

where is your shame?
Do you really want to face your Maker with the stink of sex upon your flesh?
For,

as the Good Book says, “None will know the hour, nor the day.”
But, make no mistake, He IS coming for you. And

He knows EXACTLY what you’re up to.
So I suggest you rid yourselves of these wicked pheromones as if your

very life depended on it. (Because, in the eyes of Eternity, it does.) And FOR GOD'S SAKE don’t throw them into

dumpsters where young children and homeless people will be driven to unspeakable acts of Onanism, Sodomy or God

knows what else.

Do the RIGHT thing. Mail all those vile, wicked, sinful formulas to me; and, as God is my

witness, they will be PROPERLY disposed of.

[einstein]

Beautiful! Put you at post

#666.

[turpin]

Are you sure she was wearing mones? I´m asking because mones don´t smell

pleasant :)
Have you ever smelled _pure_ mones? They don't smell at all. They are not detected by the

olfactory organ but by another organ lower-down in the nose. By definition, they don't smell. None-the-less:



(a) they get the happy juices flowing, which makes some people percieve them as smelling good, especially when they

are masked with perfume, even if they would otherwise be indifferent to the perfume.

(b) they deteriorate into

body odor, so they have an unpleasent odor if they have already begun to deteriorate in the shipping process.

That's pretty irrelevant if you mask it with perfume. Besides, the only time I've been repulsed by a woman's

body odor is when she eats garlic and doesn't shower. So you may perceive you pheromones as unpleasant, but it

does not follow that a guy would.

(c) Nobody sells 'pure' pheromones. So how the hell would you know? How

do you know that the smell you associate with pheromones isn't just some standard additive used in a variety of

brands? Its standard practice with a wide variety of scentless chemicals to add smells so that they can be

identified. Have you produced your own pheromones in a lab and smelled it? The smell of most brands disappears

faster than the pheromones break-down, so its not the pheromones that smell.

(d) I didn't even think that the

male pheromones that I once bought smelled bad. I'm sure the slightly different mixtures for females wouldn't

smell bad to me.

Anyway, I don't think she was wearing pheromones because of the smell, but because of how I

felt. I've had an easier time concentrating on a movie while fondling my date's breasts.

[SweetBrenda]

Umm just curious,,What was

the name of the Movie you guys were watching? ... *grins*

[CJ01]

Have you ever smelled _pure_

mones? They don't smell at all. sorry but have YOU ever smelled mones???? Either you haven´t or you´re not

able to smell them,some people can´t maybe you´re one of them?

Maybe this lady produces a lot of natural

pheros like cops for instance or just had sex and you sensed this somehow. I dunno.


Umm just

curious,,What was the name of the Movie you guys were watching? ... *grins* It was some new porn....oops

you´re not talking to me are you? :D


CJ

[Pancho1188]

Umm just

curious,,What was the name of the Movie you guys were watching? ... *grins*
I believe the correct question

is "What was the name of the movie you guys weren't watching?"

;)

[CptKipling]

Have you ever

smelled _pure_ mones? They don't smell at all. They are not detected by the olfactory organ but by another organ

lower-down in the nose. By definition, they don't smell. None-the-less:

(a) they get the happy juices

flowing, which makes some people percieve them as smelling good, especially when they are masked with perfume, even

if they would otherwise be indifferent to the perfume.

(b) they deteriorate into body odor, so they have an

unpleasent odor if they have already begun to deteriorate in the shipping process. That's pretty irrelevant if you

mask it with perfume. Besides, the only time I've been repulsed by a woman's body odor is when she eats garlic

and doesn't shower. So you may perceive you pheromones as unpleasant, but it does not follow that a guy would.



(c) Nobody sells 'pure' pheromones. So how the hell would you know? How do you know that the smell you

associate with pheromones isn't just some standard additive used in a variety of brands? Its standard practice

with a wide variety of scentless chemicals to add smells so that they can be identified. Have you produced your own

pheromones in a lab and smelled it? The smell of most brands disappears faster than the pheromones break-down, so

its not the pheromones that smell.

(d) I didn't even think that the male pheromones that I once bought

smelled bad. I'm sure the slightly different mixtures for females wouldn't smell bad to me.

Anyway, I

don't think she was wearing pheromones because of the smell, but because of how I felt. I've had an easier time

concentrating on a movie while fondling my date's breasts.

Some pheros do have a detectable odour,

and many people can identify different pheromones just by the smell.

Pour example:

Today I wore

uncovered A1 and my little brother was complaining that something smelled like stale feet.

I believe some

people here on the forum have gotten hold of crystalline pheros, which are pure, and I'm sure they would agree that

there is an odour detectable by regular olfactory pathways.

[deb]

Umm just curious,,What was the name

of the Movie you guys were watching? ...

*grins*
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[AZ-ZAHIR]

im new still but i readed the

post in the past. Turpin you sound like internet troll, your name is one litter different from turban that is

offensive. are you hiding something.

as soon as i get my special pheromones. it comes tomorrow maybe then i

will post pheromone hit story that will make everyone jealous :)

[deb]

im new still but i

readed the post in the past. Turpin you sound like internet troll, your name is one litter different from turban

that is offensive. are you hiding something.

as soon as i get my special pheromones. it comes tomorrow maybe

then i will post pheromone hit story that will make everyone jealous :) You go guy!!! Even though you can't

speell. We are behind you!:o

[oscar]

Okay,

Which one of

you ladies ordered "Extra Troll" on this thread?

First you got the guy who's SO anxious to jack off that he

comes home and logs onto the pheromone forum. He first spends 35 minutes online, during which time he posts his very

first thread on the board that he had coincidentally signed up for two days earlier. After ANNOUNCING his need to go

masturbate here on the Women's Forum he remains on line another six minutes.
Was that how long it took?

:confused:
Or was that just to see if there would be a response?

And then, here comes the OTHER one,

.......:eek:

DON'T get me started guys.
I spent a lot of time yesterday re-banning all the trolls from the

old forum, but I haven't banned anybody today.
Not yet anyway.

Oscar :rolleyes:

[Sexyredhead]

We love you Oscar.

:D

How many trolls have you saved us from so far?

[Elana]

They deleted my favorite troll. I

am still so sad. :(

[Sexyredhead]

Who was your favorite?

[Elana]

Dissention. :(
He was so very

obnoxious. I loved him dearly. :(

[franki]

She means Dissension. :);)

[Elana]

She means

Dissension. :);)

Yeah, him too :D

[turpin]

Just so we are all on the same

page:
troll

v.,n. 1. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To
utter a posting on

Usenet (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=usenet) designed to attract

predictable
responses or flame (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=flame)s;

or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase
"trolling for

newbie (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=newbie)s" which in turn comes

from mainstream
"trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a
likely spot hoping for a bite.

The well-constructed troll is a post
that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look
even more

clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to
the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a

deliberate
troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. See
also

YHBT (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=yhbt). 2. An individual who

chronically trolls in sense 1;
regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a
newsgroup,

discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to
annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are

recognizable by
the fact that the have no real interest in learning about the topic
at hand - they simply want to

utter flame bait. Like the ugly
creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming
characteristics, and as

such, they are recognized as a lower form of
life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll."

3.
[Berkeley] Computer lab monitor. A popular campus job for CS
students. Duties include helping newbies and

ensuring that lab
policies are followed. Probably so-called because it involves
lurking in dark cavelike

corners.

Some people claim that the troll (sense 1) is properly a narrower
category than

flame bait (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=flame%20bait), that a troll

is categorized by containing
some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial. See
also

Troll-O-Meter (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=troll-o-meter).



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l="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=00-database-info&db=jargon"]Source[/url]: Jargon

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[Elana]

::waves::
Hi Turpin :)

[turpin]

Umm just

curious,,What was the name of the Movie you guys were watching? ... *grins*
The Day After Tomorrow.

[turpin]

Okay,
First you got

the guy who's SO anxious to jack off that he comes home and logs onto the pheromone forum. He first spends 35

minutes online, during which time he posts his very first thread on the board that he had coincidentally signed up

for two days earlier. After ANNOUNCING his need to go masturbate here on the Women's Forum he remains on line

another six minutes.
Was that how long it took? :confused:
Or was that just to see if there would be a

response?
Actually, I was primarily angry, or did you miss the angry face at the beginning of the forum?

The frustration was, at that point, secondary. I was angry that I was frustrated, yes, but definitely primarily

angry. This forum was the *obvious* place to vent, since I was (more or less) mad about a woman using pheromones in

public and posing as being alone and then saying that she's married. (The key similarities with the members of

this forum being the using pheromones part and, for the most part, being women.)

I did, coincidentally, sign-up

on the pheromones forum a few days before. Otherwise I wouldn't have posted anything (obviously, since I wouldn't

have known the forum existed.). I do wonder how many other people this type of thing has happened to but who have

never talked about it because either (a) they didn't have a clue what was happening or (b) they didn't know there

is an on-line forum.

[turpin]

Well

if you dont want to be influenced by pheromones then plug your nose. :)
I might just try something like

that, thanks to my good friend* Toby:
http://nosefilters.com/

I don't

know how well these work with pheromones. Maybe somebody could wear pheromones without being affected by it

themselves? Maybe regular nose plugs would be better.

(* I've never met Toby, but I still consider him a

friend.)

[turpin]

im new

still but i readed the post in the past. Turpin you sound like internet troll, your name is one litter different

from turban that is offensive. are you hiding something.

as soon as i get my special pheromones. it comes

tomorrow maybe then i will post pheromone hit story that will make everyone jealous :)
The name 'Turpin'

appears in the epic French poem "The Song of Roland", and a number of less notable fictional works. It is a real

surname. (I'm not saying that its my name, but its a real surname, and I commonly use it as a handle because I

like the guy in Song of Roland.)

Actually, its 2 letters different from 'turban'. But then, 'urban' is one

letter different than 'turban'. And 'turbine' is two letters different from either 'Turpin' or 'turban'

(neglecting capitalization).

[turpin]

::waves::
Hi Turpin :)




::waves back:: :D


Hi Elana! :) And how are you? ;)

[CptKipling]

Actually, its 2

letters different from 'turban'. But then, 'urban' is one letter different than 'turban'. And 'turbine' is

two letters different from either 'Turpin' or 'turban' (neglecting capitalization).
:eek: SEE! RACIST!

:eek:

String him up by the testicles!

:rolleyes: ;)

[DrSmellThis]

Heathens!


Don’t you people know anything about the Occasion of Sin? Planting the seed of lust in a man’s heart is worse than

lust itself. Driving a man to spill his seed is worse than spilling it yourself.
Ladies, where is your

modesty? Gentlemen, where is your shame?
Do you really want to face your Maker with the stink of sex upon

your flesh?
For, as the Good Book says, “None will know the hour, nor the day.”
But, make no

mistake, He IS coming for you. And He knows EXACTLY what you’re up to.
So I suggest you rid yourselves of

these wicked pheromones as if your very life depended on it. (Because, in the eyes of Eternity, it does.) And FOR

GOD'S SAKE don’t throw them into dumpsters where young children and homeless people will be driven to unspeakable

acts of Onanism, Sodomy or God knows what else.

Do the RIGHT thing. Mail all those vile, wicked, sinful

formulas to me; and, as God is my witness, they will be PROPERLY disposed of.

:D ........

[Elana]

Maybe the woman watching the movie

was a lesbian wearing mones. :D

[sexywoman]

:cool: Okay,

here the fact that -mones do not have a scent does not deter me from getting them with should I say "great results"

in the homerun department. I wear lots of different scented perfumes daily to see which male takes to me and believe

me when I am a little sweaty and my cleavage is showing while I work makes my day go by quickly...OOOps not

"quickie". I get the most looks from doctors who want to pull my beeper directly from my chest while talking to me

on the elevator, every other hour.

I do have a main squeeze also he never misses a chance to mix it up after

hours shagging it but anyways you should know that -mones do not harm you but help you socially so enjoy what they

do for you and don't jerk off because the urge to get laid didn't happen at the theater.

You, hun need to see

a psychologist though you definitely have issues that need to be dealt with seriously dude so if you feel the urge

to tell me where to go then fine but that is my opinion on the issue. Get a life man!!!!

Find a g/f and get laid

so you live normal for once. No one can fix what you got going on with you internally and second put your p*****

back in your pants, you dropped your see-man on your floor...:D

Good night.

[Watcher]

Lol what is a troll ? - anyway

back to the original post ive had female friends of mine taken a group of 4 of them to a movie (these are the ones

in on pheromones) and we either spread out of sit together to form a super pheromone grouping lol - its amazing the

responses 1 guy with Anone heavy and 4 females with couplins and nol has with unsuspecting people in a cinema. Mind

you i did once have a foursome with 3 of them - the other one is just a friend of one of them and i havent gotten

into her pants yet.

2 of them now have other boyfriends but at the time it was fun.

[DZorro]

Heathens!
Don’t you

people know anything about the Occasion of Sin? Planting the seed of lust in a man’s heart is worse than lust

itself. Driving a man to spill his seed is worse than spilling it yourself.
Ladies, where is your modesty?

Gentlemen, where is your shame?
Do you really want to face your Maker with the stink of sex upon your flesh?
For,

as the Good Book says, “None will know the hour, nor the day.”
But, make no mistake, He IS coming for you. And He

knows EXACTLY what you’re up to.
So I suggest you rid yourselves of these wicked pheromones as if your very life

depended on it. (Because, in the eyes of Eternity, it does.) And FOR GOD'S SAKE don’t throw them into dumpsters

where young children and homeless people will be driven to unspeakable acts of Onanism, Sodomy or God knows what

else.

Do the RIGHT thing. Mail all those vile, wicked, sinful formulas to me; and, as God is my witness, they

will be PROPERLY disposed of.

Nice try, better luck next time :p




DZorro,

[sexywoman]

I believe the correct question is "What was the name of the movie you guys weren't

watching?"

;)
Pancho your cute. So who is keeping your sheets warm at night? :)

[Gossamer_2701]

Pancho

your cute. So who is keeping your sheets warm at night? :)

:D I believe that job is BBB's ;) :eek:

[Elana]

I think that any troll is welcome

to a slice of Pancho Pie :D

[Pancho1188]

:D I

believe that job is BBB's ;) :eek:
:rolleyes:

If you forgot, BBB left me for some other guy who

posted his body building pictures on the forum. Alas, it was never meant to be because BBB was just using me for my

boyish good looks... :o

"Yeah, didn't you get that memo?"

[Elana]

:rolleyes:



If you forgot, BBB left me for some other guy who posted his body building pictures on the forum. Alas, it was

never meant to be because BBB was just using me for my boyish good looks... :o

"Yeah, didn't you get that

memo?"
He fell hard for Tigereyes

[Pancho1188]

I think that any

troll is welcome to a slice of Pancho Pie :D
Ahhh, Elana...always looking out for me... :rolleyes: Awww,

shucks...

[Pancho1188]

Pancho your

cute. So who is keeping your sheets warm at night? :)
*Moment in the life of Lil' John*



What?!?!?
What?!?!?
What?!?!?
What?!?!?
WHAT?!?!?

*That was a moment in the

life of Lil' John*

Just Pancho...unfortunately...

[Gossamer_2701]

:rolleyes:

If you forgot, BBB left me for some other guy who posted his body building

pictures on the forum. Alas, it was never meant to be because BBB was just using me for my boyish good looks... :o



"Yeah, didn't you get that memo?"

Damn... I'm always the last to know!!:mad: I guess I should

have figured it out.... BBB and Tigereyes both dissapeared at the same time... right after Tigereyes posted his

modeling photos:eek:

Oh well Pancho... there are other bears in the sea :D

[Pancho1188]

Damn...

I'm always the last to know!!:mad: I guess I should have figured it out.... BBB and Tigereyes both dissapeared at

the same time... right after Tigereyes posted his modeling photos:eek:

Oh well Pancho... there are other bears

in the sea :D

Yeah, maybe one day a sexywoman will come along and flirt with me...















...;) :rolleyes: :D

[CJ01]

Originally Posted by

Pancho1188
:rolleyes:

If you forgot, BBB left me for some other guy who posted his body building

pictures on the forum. Alas, it was never meant to be because BBB was just using me for my boyish good looks... :o



"Yeah, didn't you get that memo?"

Damn... I'm always the last to know!!:mad: I guess I should have

figured it out.... BBB and Tigereyes both dissapeared at the same time... right after Tigereyes posted his modeling

photos:eek:

Oh well Pancho... there are other bears in the sea :D Yeah Panch,don´t worry there´ll be

another stud for you soon :D
Still waiting for mine btw,did you like the chick I sent over to your place?

[Elana]

Yeah, maybe one

day a sexywoman will come along and flirt with me...













...;) :rolleyes:

:D
Yeah....he sounds like a hottie :D

[Sexyredhead]

Yeah, maybe

one day a sexywoman will come along and flirt with me...


Um, she did last night. Don't you

remember? ;)

[Pancho1188]

Yeah Panch,don´t

worry there´ll be another stud for you soon :D
Still waiting for mine btw,did you like the chick I sent over to

your place?
I must've missed her... :( I haven't found anyone in your league yet, CJ...I'll keep

looking! :)

[Pancho1188]

Yeah....he sounds

like a hottie :D
You have to stomp on my dreams, don't you Elana! Damn you!!! :p

:rolleyes:

[Elana]

You have to stomp

on my dreams, don't you Elana! Damn you!!! :p

:rolleyes:Carry on, Pancho :D You two lovebirds have fun

:)

[Pancho1188]

Carry on, Pancho

:D You two lovebirds have fun :)
No, you ruined it for me...

"She's a man, man..." --- Austin

Powers

[Elana]

No, you ruined it

for me...

"She's a man, man..." --- Austin Powers
So? That didn't stop you and BBB from

sharing romantic motorcycle rides through the country. :confused:

[CJ01]

I must've missed her... :(

I don´t believe it,where were you? She was so hot I almost had her myself!!

I haven't found

anyone in your league yet, CJ... smoothie :D

[Pancho1188]

So? That didn't

stop you and BBB from sharing romantic motorcycle rides through the country. :confused:
I was young and

naive...he was there when nobody else was...I thought he loved me!!! :( It turns out, though, that he was just using

me. Just like everybody else. *Tear* It was at that moment that I realized I'll be walking the straight-and-narrow

from now on...

:rolleyes:

[CJ01]

...I thought he loved

me!!! men,they´re all the same :( :p
I thought you wanted to be used for some young tottie?

[JustPeachy]

I was young

and naive...he was there when nobody else was...I thought he loved me!!! :( It turns out, though, that he was just

using me. Just like everybody else. *Tear* It was at that moment that I realized I'll be walking the

straight-and-narrow from now on...

:rolleyes:
What tore? :confused:

[Sexyredhead]

Smarta$$. :D

[JustPeachy]

Smarta$$.

:D
Wisea$$ :D

[Elana]

Fata$$ :D :D

[Sexyredhead]

How clever of you to direct

that at no one in particular. ;)

[Elana]

It was a random A$$ comment :)
I

was feeling excluded :D

[Pancho1188]

What tore?

:confused:
You a$$ when I came after you for giving me a hard time!!!

*charges*

*SRH holds Pancho

back*

I'm gonna get you!!!

*Picks up SRH on one shoulder*
*Runs over to JustPeachy*
*Picks up JustPeachy

on other shoulder*
*Runs away*
*Turns around*

That's it for me! You've been great! Goodnight, everybody!

:D

[Sexyredhead]

*Suddenly JP jabs him in the

left kidney*

*Ten seconds later Pancho drops to the floor in intense pain*

*JP and SRH dust off their

hands and walk back to where they started*

:D

[JustPeachy]

*Suddenly

JP jabs him in the left kidney*

*Ten seconds later Pancho drops to the floor in intense pain*

*JP and SRH

dust off their hands and walk back to where they started*

:D
Dumba$$ move there, Panchito, ! :D

[Sexyredhead]

Butcha gotta love him for

trying to run off with two girls at once. <smirk>

[JustPeachy]

Butcha

gotta love him for trying to run off with two girls at once. <smirk>
True. It was a ballsy move. And I

oughta know. ;)

[Watcher]

By reading back through this

thread i have discovered what they mean by troll - yes they could be annoying but a bit of flaming helped the forum

in the early days - but now being more organised would be more disruptive at times i guess

[JustPeachy]

By reading back

through this thread i have discovered what they mean by troll - yes they could be annoying but a bit of flaming

helped the forum in the early days - but now being more organised would be more disruptive at times i guess


Heck, Watcher. Dunno what it was like in the old days, but it l ooks to me like you can't even properly flame the

terminally lame without getting into trouble around here. :rolleyes:

[dping28]

Butcha gotta

love him for trying to run off with two girls at once. <smirk>
I have much respect for him. :)

[Elana]

He is just attempting....it

doesn't mean he suceeded. :)

How is your ebay search going? :D

[Pancho1188]

*Suddenly JP jabs him in the left kidney*

*Ten seconds later Pancho drops

to the floor in intense pain*

*JP and SRH dust off their hands and walk back to where they started*



:D
Dumba$$ move there, Panchito, ! :D
Hey, I made it a good 100 yards...it was a great show at

the end there, too:

*Cut to scene from the end of Platoon*

Pancho's running toward the

helicopter...
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*P

UNCH*
*PUNCH*
Pancho's limping...he can almost make it...he's almost

there.
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Pancho falls to one

knee.
He gets back up...
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
Pancho stumbles again...
The helicopter starts to take

off.
"Nooooooooooooo!!!"
SRH and JustPeachy struggle free.
Pancho falls to his knees, hands raised in the air

toward the helicopter...
SRH and JustPeachy beat Pancho to a bloody pulp, and he falls a broken man...

THE

END

Yeah, I never liked the ending to Platoon... :p

[Elana]

SRH and JustPeachy beat

Pancho to a bloody pulp

Can we rewind that part and watch it again? :D

[Sexyredhead]

Elana's all about the blood.

:D

[Pancho1188]

Elana's

all about the blood. :D
No, she's just hoping my pipino pops out somewhere in that scene... :D

[Elana]

No, she's just

hoping my pipino pops out somewhere in that scene... :D
A girl can dream ;)

[Pancho1188]

A girl can dream

;)
Well, if that somehow happened during the scene because of one of the girls...well, then...

...a

guy can dream. ;)

[dping28]

He is just

attempting....it doesn't mean he suceeded. :)
Thats why I have respect for him, he at least attempted.

:) More then I would do. :)


How is your ebay search going? :D
I :p~~ in yours and your

Sprint's general direction! :)