View Full Version : The Wedding Test

05-31-2004, 05:54 PM
My girlfriend and

I had been dating for over a year when we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and

friends encouraged me.

My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me.

That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore

mini-skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many pleasant

views of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I

arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for
me that she

could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once

before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
could not say a


She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to
go ahead with it just come up

and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she

reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw
them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment,

then turned and
went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of
the house and walked

straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his
eyes. He

hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed
our little test. We could not ask for a better man

for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story


Always keep your condoms in your car.

05-31-2004, 06:23 PM
You are lucky! I was just about to

look that stupid story up on snopes. I have heard it many times, but never with that ending. :D

05-31-2004, 08:28 PM
We aim to please. :cool: