SweetBrenda
05-29-2004, 09:45 PM
A man goes into his doctors
office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have
discovered you have a condition which only allows you another six weeks to live." "But Doctor," Bill replied, "I
feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?" After a
moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath
every day." Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?" "No," Replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to
the dirt."
office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have
discovered you have a condition which only allows you another six weeks to live." "But Doctor," Bill replied, "I
feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?" After a
moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath
every day." Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?" "No," Replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to
the dirt."