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05-26-2004, 10:55 PM
A retired

gentleman took a trip to his local social security office in order to apply
for Social Security benefit.

waiting in line for what seemed an eternity,
he finally got to the counter where a woman asked him for his drivers

license, to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and suddenly realised he had left his wallet at home.

told the lady that he was sorry and seemed to have left his wallet at home.
\"Will I have to go home and come

back now?\" he asks her.
\"Sir, would you unbutton your shirt please,\" says the lady.
So he opens his shirt

revealing lots of curly silver hair.
\"Well\", says the lady, \"that silver hair on your chest is proof enough

for me,\"
and she processed his Social Security application.
Arriving home, the man excitedly tells his wife

about his experience at the Social Security office.
She tells him - \"You should have dropped your pants... you

might have qualified for disability, too.\"