Money Talks

[SweetBrenda]

A guy goes over to his

friend\'s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
\"Hi, is Tony home?\"
\"No, he went to the

store.\"
\"Well, you mind if I wait?\"
\"No, come in.\"
They sit down and the friend says, \"You know Nora,

you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I\'d give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.\"
Nora

thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He

promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, \"They

are so beautiful I\'ve got to see the both of them. I\'ll give you
another hundred bucks if I could just see

the both of them together.\"
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a

nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can\'t wait
any

longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, \"You know, your weird friend Chris came

over.\"
Tony thinks about this for a second and says \"Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?\"

[franki]

:D ..............