Memoirs Of All

[tallmacky]

Memoirs of the brown

canadian have started....I will write my interesting memoirs in a bit, I will let my tag team partner go first.

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This will be the most interesting thread in all of

love-scent!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Elana]

For breakfast this

morning I had two slices of Milton\'s whole wheat toast with chive and onion cream cheese.

I am now buring

a scented candle that SRH sent me.

[Elana]

Now I am doing some

laundry. I am washing the dust mites out of my sheets

[franki]

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Now I am doing some laundry. I am washing the dust

mites out of my sheets

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Funny you say that. I washed my sheets a

few days ago after your remark about dustmites. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

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Now I am doing some laundry. I am washing the dust mites out of my sheets



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Funny you say that. I washed my sheets a few days ago after your

remark about dustmites. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Tell us about your day, Franki
Tell us about your life

[TopDawg2050]

Dustmites?

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[Elana]

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Dustmites?

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http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/200

0/2157.html (\"http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html\")

If I have to be freaked out about them, I am taking you all down with me!

[tallmacky]

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Dustmites?

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They\'re the things in your pubic hair, if you forget to wash late

at night topdawg, they will eat your penis alive.

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Today for me, I

went to my splended community college, and sat in the odd excuse for a computer lab. I was supposed to do a

programming lab and instead of doing it I avoided it and just sat there in front of the computer for 4 hours

thinking about doing it, but not doing it. I will probably fail the class....but that is life, these are the choices

I have chosen, I must decide the importance of this, what shall I chose......stay tuned....well actually why bother

you know I won\'t do it.

[TopDawg2050]

Kind of a lot to

eat isn\'t it? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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[franki]

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Now I am

doing some laundry. I am washing the dust mites out of my sheets

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Funny you say that. I washed my sheets a few days ago after your remark about dustmites.

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Tell us

about your day, Franki
Tell us about your life

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Today

(actually yesterday for me, cause it is just past midnight) I visited my first class of the new \"summer

semester\". I also won my first 2 (!) sit and go online poker tourneys.

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[Bottle]

I just did my late

night shopping at the supermarket, no bargains tonight though, and I had to go my lest fav supermarket as I was too

late for the other one..this really is a downer and puts me in the worng mood.

thought to self:

Bottle

get your sh!t together ( I wonder if everyone else is as useless as me )

anyway...I managed to get some maple

syrup for my icecream so I\'m pleased about that [ wow a small victory ]

when I was at the beauty and

wot-not section buying a razor a noticed a rather attractive lady stacking shelves she walks past me and I notice

her checking me out, as I skid about on my shopping trolly like a 12 year old kid...I\'m playing it cool

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif.... she walks past me, and I have to subtly swivel around to check

out her butt...I\'m wearing

WAGG and TE, left over from this morning...3 dabs each.

I hunt in

persuit but she vanishes some where between the pultry and the dairy products...Damn....


she must of been

shy

[tallmacky]

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Kind of a lot to eat isn\'t it?

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Depends topdawg, what are you packing a miniature EggRoll, or a slab

of Grade A Solami.

I figure it will take them about 15 minutes to finish you off, and no not the type of

\"finishing off\" where after you shake like you gots the \"holy ghost\". SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE. This is not a

pleasure finishing off in other words......the end of all ends. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Smegma is the sweetest delicacy for dustmites, and if you are a dirty boy who hasn\'t been washing...the more for

them....bye bye. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[TopDawg2050]

You\'ve seen

those Pepperoni sticks at the grocery store? Take 4 of them and put them side by side in a square

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[Elana]

I just opened the

fridge and looked inside. \"What do I want to eat\" I wondered? I realized that I wasn\'t hungry so I shut the

door. Now I sent SRH and TM PM\'s. I am going to walk into my room now to smell the scented candle and then I will

come back here to the computer.

[TopDawg2050]

mmmm scented

candle... I will continue to sit here and watch Tv with my laptop on my..... well whadya know? MY LAP!

[Sexyredhead]

I\'m still in

my office. *sigh* I\'m waiting for someone to come unlock a lab one of my profs locked without noticing the gel

I\'ve got running on the counter. Can\'t run all night--will ruin the machine. Hopefully it\'s not totally

ruined and I won\'t have to repeat it in the morning. I can\'t leave for supper until I\'ve developed the gel,

then I have to come back after supper and finish some editing, which will take until late tonight to finish. I also

found out I need to do a regression analysis on one of my thesis experiments, and this delays me getting out of

here, when I NEED to get out of here. Bad things on top of bad things today.

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[Bottle]

I am now enjoying

eating spanish olives whilst watching a spanish film called \'The Devils Backbone\'

I like Spain...I think I

want to marry a spanish bird one day...hmmm...fantasies...but you gotta dream right?

[TopDawg2050]

.....Waiting for

dinner to be ready - Steak Sandwiches with sauteed onions and mushrooms

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[Sexyredhead]

I\'m going

home to eat supper. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Bottle]

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.....Waiting for dinner to be ready - Steak

Sandwiches with sauteed onions and mushrooms /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I dont give a sh!t, your mom is crap at cooking

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[BigGulp]

Well it was same

old, same old today for me. A bit messier than most Thursdays though. Wednesday is always a big night for the Strip

Clubs but last night must have been a full moon or a half moon or something cuz they were filthy when I did my

rounds this morning. Not just dirty mind you; they were FILTHY! I own and lease 14 Condom dispensers to some Clubs

on the Mainland. The $ is great to say the least and it\'s easy work too. The idea is for the guys to put the

condoms on before they get their lap dances. That way their excitement has some place to go. If ya follow. The

machines are in the bathrooms of the Clubs and today they were a mess. Boy! Some people! One of the owners told me

one of the dancers I know wanted to see me so I went over to Roxie\'s apartment. Her room mate, Trixie, answered

the door. The inside of the apartment looked like some of the bathrooms I\'d just been in. I didn\'t stay long.

Boy! Some people!

The good news was I got to stop by my Travel Agency on my way home. I picked up my tickets to

Miami. Some last minute packing left to do tonight and first thing in the morning I\'m off to sunny Florida. Big

time Condom Convention going on in Miami over the weekend. Lots of movers and shakers in the industry will be there.

I\'m just very small time but I should have fun. I\'ve never been to Florida before and I\'m looking forward

to visiting some of those wild clubs I\'ve been hearing so much about. I\'ll keep you posted.

Wish me

well.

BG

[Elana]

The candle is smelling

beautiful. Should I have some tropical sherbet? Hmmmmmmmm......I\'ll have to think about it for a bit. It does

have several flavors in it. Yes, I think I will have some. I\'ll tell you about it when I get back

[Elana]

I really prefer Sorbet

and Sherbet to Icecream. It is so refreshing. Edy\'s makes a great Sorbet.

[Bottle]

as long as its

lemon...nice and refreshing...nothing like getitng fresh...being fresh

[Sexyredhead]

I\'m feeling

much better. I had tacos for supper. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I\'ll get back to work

now.

[Sexyredhead]

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I really prefer Sorbet and Sherbet to Icecream. It

is so refreshing. Edy\'s makes a great Sorbet.

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Yes, when your

house is smelling tropical, sorbet is the only way to go. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Sexyredhead]

I\'ve been on

the phone for an hour and a half and my mood is so much better now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I think I\'m going to go home and get in the tub. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[DrSmellThis]

Know what? Does

your head ever just itch for no reason? Today I read that dust mites are the major cause of baldness. They climb

right into your follicles by the millions, it says. If you\'re lucky they\'ll stop at your skull. Otherwise

they\'re boring. I wonder if they like to climb up in your penis?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif I think I\'ll drink some more PBR, take another long piss,

and wash my hair again. Thank God, at least I\'m not running a regression analysis on one of SRH\'s feces

experiments. Stool analysis can be very tedious, what with the complexity of the modern diet. I really wish I could

be eating some of her tacos instead, or eating sherbert with Elana. Oh well... Ho, hum...Hmmmhmmmhmm...mmmmm...mmh

[Holmes]

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Know what? Today I read that dust mites are the

major cause of baldness. They climb right into your follicles by the millions, it says. If you\'re lucky

they\'ll stop at your skull, it says. I wonder if they like to climb up in your penis.

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Goddamn them mothaf**kaz!


Holmes

[Icarus]

Today I had the

greatest dream of all.

I dreamed that I lived.

[BigGulp]

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Today I had the greatest dream of all.

I dreamed

that I lived.

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You know where this one is going don\'t you

Steve. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[BigGulp]

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Know what? Does your head ever just itch for no

reason? Today I read that dust mites are the major cause of baldness. They climb right into your follicles by the

millions, it says. If you\'re lucky they\'ll stop at your skull. Otherwise they\'re boring. I wonder if they

like to climb up in your penis? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif I think I\'ll drink some

more PBR, take another long piss, and wash my hair again. Thank God, at least I\'m not running a regression

analysis on one of SRH\'s feces experiments. Stool analysis can be very tedious, what with the complexity of the

modern diet. I really wish I could be eating some of her tacos instead, or eating sherbert with Elana. Oh well...

Ho, hum...Hmmmhmmmhmm...mmmmm...mmh

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[Sexyredhead]

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Today I had the greatest dream of all.

I dreamed

that I lived.

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Tell us of how you lived, Winged One.

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[Elana]

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Today I had the greatest dream of all.

I dreamed that I lived.

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Tell us of how you lived, Winged One.

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I heard he used

buttercream scented wax to stick his wings on

[Elana]

I woke up early and

did some yoga. Now I am having my toast and coffee. Should I put a slice of cheese on this piece of toast? I\'ll

let you know what I decide to do.

[Elana]

Wow....this was a

difficult moment. I pondered this issue for about 30 seconds. I thought to myself....if I eat the toast without any

cheese I may still enjoy it, but what if I were to take a chance and put a slice of cheddar on....or Swiss? The

possibilities really were endless. Should I go for it or should I play it safe? Well, guess what people.....I went

for it. I took a chance and it paid off. I really enjoyed my breakfast. If you see a chance..........take it.

[Icarus]

And if you see a cow,

lick it.

(ancient wisdom)

[Sexyredhead]

I just had a

glass of water. It was delicious. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif But I\'m still hungry. Hmmmm,

maybe I should go eat lunch? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Yes, that sounds like a great

idea. But what will I have?

I feel torn. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Elana]

Since SRH mentioned

tacos I have been craving Taco Bell. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
I just sent my co-worker out

to get me a Gortito. I don\'t know what a Gortito is but I do like saying it.

[koolking1]

I\'m on the

Love-Scent forum. Damn, nothing much new. I\'ll stay.

[Elana]

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I\'m on the Love-Scent forum. Damn, nothing much

new. I\'ll stay.

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What about breakfast? What did you have for

lunch?

[koolking1]

breakfast was a

bit of good cheddar cheese, had lunch out - delicious \"Veal Vincenza\" sandwich, $7.95 with tax and tip it came

to $12.

[Bottle]

so is your cheddar

cheese like really fuking expensive as its imported from Ol\'blighty, personally I prefer Red Leicester...or is it

just a name....should it be called like \'cheddar\' style cheese then as it not made in Cheddar

I noticed

that the Red Leicester Cheese being sold here is in fact made in

USA...hmmm
http://www.dairysection.com/eng

lish/red-leicester-cheese.html (\"http://www.dairysection.com/english/red-leicester-cheese.html\")

thats not proper at all

[Sexyredhead]

How was your

Gordito, Elana? Was it all it\'s said to be?

I had crawfish for lunch. And someone sweet to shell them for me.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Yum!

[tallmacky]

Sorry to hear

about your Lab experience SRH. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif Those type of situations are the

ones that suck and you have to just sit there pick your nose and wait......not sure if you picked your nose but you

get the drift. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Mmmmmmmmmmm Elana you make life sound fun (Mmmm

food), with the Yoga, and Pilates. What are those exactly? Do you do them topless? I\'m glad you went with the

cheese I would have too...Cheese on toast, eh?
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Me Today, No food for me. I

accidentally woke up late, had 20 minutes to do my Math homework, didn\'t get it done, but luckily the teacher

went over every problem in class so I could quickly write them all down and finish it to turn it in, decent. Then I

went to the computer lab knowing it was Friday and all the community college kids were probably out trying to get

drunk, sleeping with their parents, or acting like they were still in highschool

So I went in the lab and went on

multiple computer trying to find and steal already complete computer programming labs made by other people, who

leave them on there, no luck this time, and plus a kid from H.S. I barely know works in there and was always a

little different (partly autisitc?), and was staring at me for the whole time.....I will find a way to cheat, though

and if not I will actually do the work. If I have to do the work I will be very disappointed by myself.

I keep

telling myself, come on J, you are a better cheater than that, you should be getting all the info you need

quicker....we can all dream.

[koolking1]

the cheddar we

usually buy is not at all expensive but it\'s the highest rated mass-produced cheese, Cabot\'s of Vermont,

ratings by \"Cook\'s\" magazine.

[Elana]

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How was your Gordito, Elana?

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My Gordito was pretty good, thank you for asking.

Now I sit and wonder

if I should blame you, SRH for the fact that I just placed an order for 24 tarts (dots) with

www.lolcandles.com (\"http://www.lolcandles.com\")

Whose fault is it? Is it yours for getting me into

these things, or is it mine for being so impulsive and having to try 24 different scents? Hmmmmm.........I will

think about this and get back with you all.

Lol candles is a favorite on MUA boards. They are supposedly the

strongest little things you can get.

The blue dot still smells up my room beautifully and I didn\'t even light

it today.

[tallmacky]

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The blue dot still smells up my room beautifully and

I didn\'t even light it today.

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Nice! Buy me one! Remember I

bought you that $2 plastic blue ring...you owe me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Sexyredhead]

TM, the blue dot

was a gift from me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Elana]

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TM, the blue dot was a gift from me.

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Yeah! and

BTW....where is my $2.00 platic blue matching friendship ring, TM? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Sexyredhead]

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How was your Gordito, Elana?

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My Gordito was pretty good, thank you for asking.

Now I sit and wonder if I should blame you, SRH for the

fact that I just placed an order for 24 tarts (dots) with

www.lolcandles.com (\"http://www.lolcandles.com\")

Whose fault is it? Is it yours for getting me into

these things, or is it mine for being so impulsive and having to try 24 different scents? Hmmmmm.........I will

think about this and get back with you all.

Lol candles is a favorite on MUA boards. They are supposedly the

strongest little things you can get.

The blue dot still smells up my room beautifully and I didn\'t even light

it today.

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I cheerfully take the blame! Besides, look at all

the money you\'ve made me spend lately. It\'s only fair. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



What scents did you get?

[Sexyredhead]

&lt;yawn&gt;

I\'m so sleepy this afternoon. I need stimulation before I fall asleep at my desk.

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[Elana]

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What scents did you get?


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That\'s the fun part.....I don\'t know. They have 4 different grab bags

with 6 scents each. I bought each bag. They were foodie, spicy, floral and fruity.

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[Elana]

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I need stimulation before I fall asleep at my

desk.

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I can stuff Cabot Cheddar cheese in your eyes if you would

like.

[Sexyredhead]

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What scents did you get?


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That\'s the fun part.....I don\'t know. They have 4 different grab bags with 6 scents each. I bought each bag.

They were foodie, spicy, floral and fruity. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Ooooooh. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif Be sure to

tell me what you like, and you can send the ones you don\'t to me.

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[Sexyredhead]

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I need stimulation before I fall asleep at my desk.

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I can stuff Cabot Cheddar cheese in your eyes if you would like.



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You know, cheese might be a good idea. Not in the eyes though. I

think I\'ve got some cheese in the fridge... I\'ll go see.

[Elana]

How long do these

little guys last? Mine doesn\'t seem to be going anywhere. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I am

not complaining.

[Sexyredhead]

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How long do these little guys last? Mine doesn\'t

seem to be going anywhere. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I am not complaining.

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Ages.

[Elana]

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I need

stimulation before I fall asleep at my desk.

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I can stuff Cabot

Cheddar cheese in your eyes if you would like.

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You know, cheese

might be a good idea. Not in the eyes though. I think I\'ve got some cheese in the fridge... I\'ll go see.



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Cheese is always a good idea.

[Sexyredhead]

Mmm. I have some

of those cheapie snack mild cheddar rounds in the office fridge for snacks. But I\'ve found the occasional one to

be too moldy to eat. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif I wonder if that will be the case today...

[Elana]

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I wonder if that will be the case today...

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do.

[Sexyredhead]

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I wonder if that will be the case today...

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I unwrapped, removed the rind, and took a little bite. So sour it\'s

bitter. Ick. I couldn\'t eat that. However, the nasty taste in my mouth woke me up.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Mtnjim]

Stay right where you

are while we take this commercial break. Then back to the Elana &amp; SRH show!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
&lt;cue jingle&gt;

[Bottle]

Two dwarfs decide to

treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas.

At the hotel bar, theyre seduced by Elana and SRH, they wind up

going back to their Separate rooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he\'s unable to reach a

certain physical state that would enable him to join with Elana.

His depression is enhanced by the fact that,

from the next room he hears Cries of, \"ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!\" all night long.

In the morning, the second

dwarf asks the first, \"How did it go?\" The first whispered back, \"It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn\'t

get my papino to stand to attention\"

The second dwarf shook his head. \"You think that\'s embarrassing?\"

he asked. \"I couldn\'t even jump up on the bed!\"

[Sexyredhead]

I doubt either

Elana or I would have any trouble getting that pipino to stand up. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[BigGulp]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I doubt either Elana or I would have any trouble

getting that pipino to stand up. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">



/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[koolking1]

on 3rd cup of

coffee, moving today and just thinking about it but doing nothing. Mountains to Portsmouth. Girlfriend still

asleep, last night she had Shrimp Scampi and 4 glasses of wine - got totally loaded. We are very \"exciting\"

people. At this rate we should be in Miami by 2025, I\'ll be 75.

[Sexyredhead]

I was supposed

to go out last night. Big to-do at one of the local clubs with great live music. What did I do? Fell asleep on the

couch at 7pm and didn\'t wake up till 9:30 when the phone rang, someone wanting to know where I was. At that point

I didn\'t want to go anymore even though nothing gets started before 10pm. Just got in bed and slept till 8am.

Guess I was tired. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

So you\'re not as boring as you think, KK.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

But I\'ve got two parties to go to tonight, and with all the

sleep I got, I just might make up for skipping last night. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif



Now, to decide what\'s for breakfast...

[koolking1]

thanks SRH for

your kind words. Still nursing 3rd cup of coffee, girlfriend still fast asleep, moving not going well so far, a

failure of a day today? time will tell.

[Sexyredhead]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
thanks SRH for your kind words. Still nursing 3rd

cup of coffee, girlfriend still fast asleep, moving not going well so far, a failure of a day today? time will

tell.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Moving should be done over a whole weekend if possible.

Not just in one day, unless you don\'t have much to move.

What kind of coffee are you drinking?

[Gossamer_2701]

It\'s such a

beautiful Sat morning.... the sun is shining... the birds are singing.... and I\'m running my sheets and pillow

cases through the washing machine because I\'ve been having debilitating nightmares since I read that thread on

dustmites /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Hmmmm.... I\'m just finishing up my 2nd cup of coffee...

contemplating my inevitable journey to the gym this morning... and wondering \'Who the hell is Maxine?\'

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Is she Calvin\'s mother, aunt, or sister?

Ohhhh... the

buzzer just went off.... time to put my sheets in the dryer.... WOOOO HOOOO!!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Sexyredhead]

Maxine is no

relation to Calvin, but he will be back shortly--never fear.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I\'m doing laundry too! Towels and socks right now. Just put

the jeans in the dryer. Sister Hazel on the stereo.

Cream cheese and eggs for breakfast. Yum!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Gossamer_2701]

I was feeling

a little old school this morning, so.... I\'m bounc\'in around to the Ramones this morning

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I love cream cheese and scrambled eggs with some diced bacon

mixed in.... MMmmmm

I wonder if I should go out and wash my truck before I hit the gym... I don\'t think

it\'s supposed to rain this weekend /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[koolking1]

girlfriend finally

got up - doing laundry must be in the air as she\'s doing one now. We\'ll be moving over the course of the

coming week, I\'m slow. Folger\'s instant, an almond croissant to round things out. Did get the doggy to the

kennel (can\'t have him underfoot - another intriguing story for another day).

[DrSmellThis]

This was meant as

a parody, yet it turns out that you people love to hear each other drone on about mundane details of life.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Holmes]

It\'s a scorcher

today! Think I\'ll pound a couple 40z and crack open a fire hydrant.


Holmes

[metroman]

Dust Mites are really nano

sized reptiles...better watch it... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Dust Mites are really nano sized reptiles...better watch it...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

I just had a nice dinner.

I made steak and Chinese veggies. I washed it down with a Tanqueray and bitter lemon. I feel so good that I may just

make up a mini plate of food for the dust mites/lizards.

[Elana]

Now I am waiting patiently

for Metroman to finish changing his Basic Profile so I can steal his new signature.

[metroman]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Now I am waiting patiently for Metroman to finish

changing his Basic Profile so I can steal his new signature.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Okay all done...balls in your court...go to it...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I had left over stuffed shells if anyone cares...I really have

to go on a diet...get rid of my winter coat... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Elana]

Yummmmmmm stuffed

shells.
No diet needed for me. I look hot. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

Now I am noticing

Metroman changing his signature again and I feel that is wrong of him to screw with the drunk chick!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Holmes]

Nice sig, Metroman!




Holmes

[metroman]

You are so funny...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I wish I was there to have a few drinks, check out your hot

little bod &amp; swap lizard stories... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Now I have to

change it again because I\'m trying to stump you but I fear I\'m not having much luck...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Now I have to change it again because I\'m trying

to stump you but I fear I\'m not having much luck...

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

MEAN!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif The Illuminate lizards would be pissed if they knew you were doing

this to me! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[metroman]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

MEAN!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif The Illuminate lizards would be pissed if they knew you were doing

this to me! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Poor sweet pea...Okay I\'ll stop now /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[tallmacky]

Metro, now you

have to give her a happy hug! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[metroman]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Metro, now you have to give her a happy hug!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

How am I

supposed to do that when I\'m 3,000 miles away? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[tallmacky]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
How am I supposed to do that when I\'m 3,000

miles away? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Some thugs are into thug-o-nomics, (reference to what?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) I happen to be in hug-o-nomics. Hugs are great. She is 3,000 miles

away then send her a E-Hug, and put lots of stupid emoticons in it like this.
-------------------------
HUG

TIME! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
-------------------------

Upstate New York, eh Metro.

Come near the Fort Drum area and you can come and give me a big special hug....yummy I love hugs!

Can I

borrows a hug? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[BigGulp]

I went outside a few

minutes ago and noticed a small butterfly had found it\'s way into my dogs water dish. It looked dead but I\'d

just filled the bowl with fresh not more than a half hour ago so I thought there might be a chance. I dipped my

finger into the water and brought it up on the underside of the butterfly and lifted it out. I went over to some

tall grass so it would have a soft landing if it was only half dead. I raised my finger up a blew gently. The

butterfly flew off and landed in a tree about 30 feet away. *sigh*

[tallmacky]

Holy Sh*t,

BigGulp! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

I really didn\'t think that someone could top

my pussiness in my last post. That was a *two snaps of the fingers* outrageously flamboyant story....You win!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[BigGulp]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Holy Sh*t, BigGulp!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

I really didn\'t think that someone could top my pussiness

in my last post. That was a *two snaps of the fingers* outrageously flamboyant story....You win!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


Do you think I\'ll go to heaven TM?

[tallmacky]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />



Do you think I\'ll go to heaven TM?



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You\'d be my first pick!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Holy Sh*t, BigGulp! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

I

really didn\'t think that someone could top my pussiness in my last post. That was a *two snaps of the fingers*

outrageously flamboyant story....You win! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


Do you think

I\'ll go to heaven TM?

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

If you treat the lizards well you will.

It\'s not about the butterflies

[BigGulp]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you treat the lizards well you will. It\'s not

about the butterflies


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You keep your stinkin lizards away from

my Butterfly
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you treat the lizards well you will. It\'s not about the butterflies




<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You keep your stinkin lizards away from my Butterfly


/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">OK Dandy

[BigGulp]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
OK Dandy

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">


Who the hell are you callin a Dandy? Saving Butterflies is not just a Gay thing

anymore. It\'s for everybody! Now I really am /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[tallmacky]

BigGulp.....That

username is cool, but it reminds me of several Bukkake films. Ever do Bukkake? Thost take mighty big gulps to keep

up with.

[metroman]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you treat the lizards well you will. It\'s not about the butterflies




<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You keep your stinkin lizards away from my Butterfly


/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Butterflies

are lizards before they burst forth to become beautiful butterflies...remember MOTHRA??? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[BigGulp]

Yes great, wise

Bukkakesan TM. I know all about these giant \"Flocks of Birds\". From the giving end of course.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[metroman]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

Upstate New York, eh Metro. Come near the Fort

Drum area and you can come and give me a big special hug....yummy I love hugs!

Can I borrows a hug?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Would you

settle for a high five? Where the hell is Ft Drum? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Elana]

This morning I went

for a walk on the golf course (it is currently closed) and now I am enjoying a cup of cinnamon coffee. I am about to

make some toast. I think I will have some of the Cabot\'s \"seriously sharp\" cheddar on my toast.

[Sexyredhead]

How was your

toast? I had eggs and cream cheese again, since they were so good yesterday. Now I\'m finishing my coffee. It\'s

decaf. All the coffee taste I love without the caffeine. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I woke

up early to go somewhere, and decided I won\'t go till later, so I am being lazy. I think I will go get a shower

now.

[Icarus]

I dreamed I had a

dreamless sleep.

The imagary was overpowering.

Today it felt like I woke.

I hate the sunless afternoon.

[Holmes]

I got into an

argument with my Rice Crispies.


Holmes

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I got into an argument with my Rice

Crispies.


Holmes

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You were right and they were wrong!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Holmes]

Right, they

insulted me, the little bastards.

Anyway, they wouldn\'t shut up, so I finally dropped a watermelon on

\'em.


Holmes

[DrSmellThis]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I got into an argument with my Rice

Crispies.


Holmes

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Icarus]

The sky is bleeding

and all are sad.

[bjf]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
The sky is bleeding and all are sad.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Why?

[Sexyredhead]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
The sky is bleeding and all are sad.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Not here. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Elana]

I am not in the

fighting mode, so I avoided cereal and stuck with toast which is safe.

[koolking1]

half a slice of

pizza. We\'re still in the moving process, geez it\'s 11:40, I better get going.

[BigGulp]

Things I wondered

about this morning while I was downloading some porn:

I wondered if Norton\'s Anti Spam program would block

Norton AntiSpam spam.

I wondered why TallMacky\'s fake dead cat Chester didn\'t like me and if there was

anything I could do to change that. Maybe I could get him some fake milk. Or a fake mouse or something.

[Elana]

Chester...bless his

soul....didn\'t hate you. He felt sorry for you. You supported TM\'s lie. Chester was not pleased. He will

continue to visit you in your sleep. RIP Chester

[BigGulp]

\" You supported

TM\'s lie.[b]\"


<font color=\"red\"> [b]NOT!!! </font>

[BigGulp]

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif That you would think that!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[tallmacky]

Don\'t worry

biggulp, actually Chester is an open source project, instead of fearing him use him. He will tug at the hearts of

females you want something from, and they will have no choice but to feel very sad for your \"cats\" death, and

you are in pity heaven, do whatcha want! Then the clothes come off.......right elana?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[BigGulp]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Don\'t worry biggulp, actually Chester is an open

source project, instead of fearing him use him. He will tug at the hearts of females you want something from, and

they will have no choice but to feel very sad for your \"cats\" death, and you are in pity heaven, do whatcha

want! Then the clothes come off.......right elana? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


Whew! I\'m glad to hear that TM. I was thinking maybe you had made him

seep in your closet with your three year old cummy socks. If I were a fake cat that would really screw me up.

[BigGulp]

\" RIP Chester

\"


I wish.

[tallmacky]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
\" RIP Chester \"


I wish.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Don\'t worry biggulp, he is coming after Elana next.....when he is done

with you.

*MEOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*

[BigGulp]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
\" RIP Chester \"


I wish.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Don\'t worry biggulp, he is coming after Elana next.....when he is done with you.



*MEOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



Poor Elana. If she

makes it through the first night she\'ll be a better person for the experience.

[Elana]

Every single cat here

hates you!!!
Every last one of them. Sleep well

tonight.

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/ (\"http://www.mycathatesyou.com/\")

[Holmes]

Try the Rice

Crispies.



Holmes

[BigGulp]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Every single cat here hates you!!!
Every last one

of them. Sleep well tonight.

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/ (\"http://www.mycathatesyou.com/\")



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


No way am I clicking on that link. Things are bad enough as it

is.

You\'re a very cruel women Elana, with your Butterfly eating Lizards and your terrible cat pictures.

It\'s like... It\'s like I don\'t even know you anymore. You\'ll probably start giving Freddy a bad time

next.