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tallmacky
04-29-2004, 02:17 PM
Memoirs of the brown
canadian have started....I will write my interesting memoirs in a bit, I will let my tag team partner go first.
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This will be the most interesting thread in all of
love-scent!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Elana
04-29-2004, 02:23 PM
For breakfast this
morning I had two slices of Milton\'s whole wheat toast with chive and onion cream cheese.
I am now buring
a scented candle that SRH sent me.
Elana
04-29-2004, 02:30 PM
Now I am doing some
laundry. I am washing the dust mites out of my sheets
franki
04-29-2004, 02:33 PM
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Now I am doing some laundry. I am washing the dust
mites out of my sheets
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Funny you say that. I washed my sheets a
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Elana
04-29-2004, 02:34 PM
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Now I am doing some laundry. I am washing the dust mites out of my sheets
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Funny you say that. I washed my sheets a few days ago after your
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Tell us about your day, Franki
Tell us about your life
TopDawg2050
04-29-2004, 02:35 PM
Dustmites?
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Elana
04-29-2004, 02:37 PM
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Dustmites?
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http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/200
0/2157.html (\"http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html\")
If I have to be freaked out about them, I am taking you all down with me!
tallmacky
04-29-2004, 02:37 PM
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Dustmites?
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They\'re the things in your pubic hair, if you forget to wash late
at night topdawg, they will eat your penis alive.
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Today for me, I
went to my splended community college, and sat in the odd excuse for a computer lab. I was supposed to do a
programming lab and instead of doing it I avoided it and just sat there in front of the computer for 4 hours
thinking about doing it, but not doing it. I will probably fail the class....but that is life, these are the choices
I have chosen, I must decide the importance of this, what shall I chose......stay tuned....well actually why bother
you know I won\'t do it.
TopDawg2050
04-29-2004, 02:39 PM
Kind of a lot to
eat isn\'t it? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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franki
04-29-2004, 02:39 PM
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Now I am
doing some laundry. I am washing the dust mites out of my sheets
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Funny you say that. I washed my sheets a few days ago after your remark about dustmites.
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Tell us
about your day, Franki
Tell us about your life
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Today
(actually yesterday for me, cause it is just past midnight) I visited my first class of the new \"summer
semester\". I also won my first 2 (!) sit and go online poker tourneys.
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Bottle
04-29-2004, 02:41 PM
I just did my late
night shopping at the supermarket, no bargains tonight though, and I had to go my lest fav supermarket as I was too
late for the other one..this really is a downer and puts me in the worng mood.
thought to self:
Bottle
get your sh!t together ( I wonder if everyone else is as useless as me )
anyway...I managed to get some maple
syrup for my icecream so I\'m pleased about that [ wow a small victory ]
when I was at the beauty and
wot-not section buying a razor a noticed a rather attractive lady stacking shelves she walks past me and I notice
her checking me out, as I skid about on my shopping trolly like a 12 year old kid...I\'m playing it cool
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif.... she walks past me, and I have to subtly swivel around to check
out her butt...I\'m wearing
WAGG and TE, left over from this morning...3 dabs each.
I hunt in
persuit but she vanishes some where between the pultry and the dairy products...Damn....
she must of been
shy
tallmacky
04-29-2004, 02:42 PM
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Kind of a lot to eat isn\'t it?
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Depends topdawg, what are you packing a miniature EggRoll, or a slab
of Grade A Solami.
I figure it will take them about 15 minutes to finish you off, and no not the type of
\"finishing off\" where after you shake like you gots the \"holy ghost\". SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE. This is not a
pleasure finishing off in other words......the end of all ends. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Smegma is the sweetest delicacy for dustmites, and if you are a dirty boy who hasn\'t been washing...the more for
them....bye bye. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
TopDawg2050
04-29-2004, 02:44 PM
You\'ve seen
those Pepperoni sticks at the grocery store? Take 4 of them and put them side by side in a square
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Elana
04-29-2004, 02:45 PM
I just opened the
fridge and looked inside. \"What do I want to eat\" I wondered? I realized that I wasn\'t hungry so I shut the
door. Now I sent SRH and TM PM\'s. I am going to walk into my room now to smell the scented candle and then I will
come back here to the computer.
TopDawg2050
04-29-2004, 02:47 PM
mmmm scented
candle... I will continue to sit here and watch Tv with my laptop on my..... well whadya know? MY LAP!
Sexyredhead
04-29-2004, 03:07 PM
I\'m still in
my office. *sigh* I\'m waiting for someone to come unlock a lab one of my profs locked without noticing the gel
I\'ve got running on the counter. Can\'t run all night--will ruin the machine. Hopefully it\'s not totally
ruined and I won\'t have to repeat it in the morning. I can\'t leave for supper until I\'ve developed the gel,
then I have to come back after supper and finish some editing, which will take until late tonight to finish. I also
found out I need to do a regression analysis on one of my thesis experiments, and this delays me getting out of
here, when I NEED to get out of here. Bad things on top of bad things today.
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Bottle
04-29-2004, 03:07 PM
I am now enjoying
eating spanish olives whilst watching a spanish film called \'The Devils Backbone\'
I like Spain...I think I
want to marry a spanish bird one day...hmmm...fantasies...but you gotta dream right?
TopDawg2050
04-29-2004, 03:25 PM
.....Waiting for
dinner to be ready - Steak Sandwiches with sauteed onions and mushrooms
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Sexyredhead
04-29-2004, 03:28 PM
I\'m going
home to eat supper. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Bottle
04-29-2004, 03:28 PM
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.....Waiting for dinner to be ready - Steak
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I dont give a sh!t, your mom is crap at cooking
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BigGulp
04-29-2004, 03:42 PM
Well it was same
old, same old today for me. A bit messier than most Thursdays though. Wednesday is always a big night for the Strip
Clubs but last night must have been a full moon or a half moon or something cuz they were filthy when I did my
rounds this morning. Not just dirty mind you; they were FILTHY! I own and lease 14 Condom dispensers to some Clubs
on the Mainland. The $ is great to say the least and it\'s easy work too. The idea is for the guys to put the
condoms on before they get their lap dances. That way their excitement has some place to go. If ya follow. The
machines are in the bathrooms of the Clubs and today they were a mess. Boy! Some people! One of the owners told me
one of the dancers I know wanted to see me so I went over to Roxie\'s apartment. Her room mate, Trixie, answered
the door. The inside of the apartment looked like some of the bathrooms I\'d just been in. I didn\'t stay long.
Boy! Some people!
The good news was I got to stop by my Travel Agency on my way home. I picked up my tickets to
Miami. Some last minute packing left to do tonight and first thing in the morning I\'m off to sunny Florida. Big
time Condom Convention going on in Miami over the weekend. Lots of movers and shakers in the industry will be there.
I\'m just very small time but I should have fun. I\'ve never been to Florida before and I\'m looking forward
to visiting some of those wild clubs I\'ve been hearing so much about. I\'ll keep you posted.
Wish me
well.
BG
Elana
04-29-2004, 03:49 PM
The candle is smelling
beautiful. Should I have some tropical sherbet? Hmmmmmmmm......I\'ll have to think about it for a bit. It does
have several flavors in it. Yes, I think I will have some. I\'ll tell you about it when I get back
Elana
04-29-2004, 03:54 PM
I really prefer Sorbet
and Sherbet to Icecream. It is so refreshing. Edy\'s makes a great Sorbet.
Bottle
04-29-2004, 04:04 PM
as long as its
lemon...nice and refreshing...nothing like getitng fresh...being fresh
Sexyredhead
04-29-2004, 04:49 PM
I\'m feeling
much better. I had tacos for supper. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I\'ll get back to work
now.
Sexyredhead
04-29-2004, 04:53 PM
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I really prefer Sorbet and Sherbet to Icecream. It
is so refreshing. Edy\'s makes a great Sorbet.
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Yes, when your
house is smelling tropical, sorbet is the only way to go. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Sexyredhead
04-29-2004, 07:17 PM
I\'ve been on
the phone for an hour and a half and my mood is so much better now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I think I\'m going to go home and get in the tub. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
DrSmellThis
04-29-2004, 09:07 PM
Know what? Does
your head ever just itch for no reason? Today I read that dust mites are the major cause of baldness. They climb
right into your follicles by the millions, it says. If you\'re lucky they\'ll stop at your skull. Otherwise
they\'re boring. I wonder if they like to climb up in your penis?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif I think I\'ll drink some more PBR, take another long piss,
and wash my hair again. Thank God, at least I\'m not running a regression analysis on one of SRH\'s feces
experiments. Stool analysis can be very tedious, what with the complexity of the modern diet. I really wish I could
be eating some of her tacos instead, or eating sherbert with Elana. Oh well... Ho, hum...Hmmmhmmmhmm...mmmmm...mmh
Holmes
04-29-2004, 09:10 PM
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Know what? Today I read that dust mites are the
major cause of baldness. They climb right into your follicles by the millions, it says. If you\'re lucky
they\'ll stop at your skull, it says. I wonder if they like to climb up in your penis.
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Goddamn them mothaf**kaz!
Holmes
Icarus
04-29-2004, 11:23 PM
Today I had the
greatest dream of all.
I dreamed that I lived.
BigGulp
04-29-2004, 11:26 PM
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Today I had the greatest dream of all.
I dreamed
that I lived.
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You know where this one is going don\'t you
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BigGulp
04-29-2004, 11:29 PM
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Know what? Does your head ever just itch for no
reason? Today I read that dust mites are the major cause of baldness. They climb right into your follicles by the
millions, it says. If you\'re lucky they\'ll stop at your skull. Otherwise they\'re boring. I wonder if they
like to climb up in your penis? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif I think I\'ll drink some
more PBR, take another long piss, and wash my hair again. Thank God, at least I\'m not running a regression
analysis on one of SRH\'s feces experiments. Stool analysis can be very tedious, what with the complexity of the
modern diet. I really wish I could be eating some of her tacos instead, or eating sherbert with Elana. Oh well...
Ho, hum...Hmmmhmmmhmm...mmmmm...mmh
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Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 04:08 AM
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Today I had the greatest dream of all.
I dreamed
that I lived.
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Tell us of how you lived, Winged One.
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Elana
04-30-2004, 04:11 AM
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Today I had the greatest dream of all.
I dreamed that I lived.
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Tell us of how you lived, Winged One.
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I heard he used
buttercream scented wax to stick his wings on
Elana
04-30-2004, 04:13 AM
I woke up early and
did some yoga. Now I am having my toast and coffee. Should I put a slice of cheese on this piece of toast? I\'ll
let you know what I decide to do.
Elana
04-30-2004, 04:18 AM
Wow....this was a
difficult moment. I pondered this issue for about 30 seconds. I thought to myself....if I eat the toast without any
cheese I may still enjoy it, but what if I were to take a chance and put a slice of cheddar on....or Swiss? The
possibilities really were endless. Should I go for it or should I play it safe? Well, guess what people.....I went
for it. I took a chance and it paid off. I really enjoyed my breakfast. If you see a chance..........take it.
Icarus
04-30-2004, 04:21 AM
And if you see a cow,
lick it.
(ancient wisdom)
Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 08:34 AM
I just had a
glass of water. It was delicious. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif But I\'m still hungry. Hmmmm,
maybe I should go eat lunch? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Yes, that sounds like a great
idea. But what will I have?
I feel torn. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Elana
04-30-2004, 08:53 AM
Since SRH mentioned
tacos I have been craving Taco Bell. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
I just sent my co-worker out
to get me a Gortito. I don\'t know what a Gortito is but I do like saying it.
koolking1
04-30-2004, 09:34 AM
I\'m on the
Love-Scent forum. Damn, nothing much new. I\'ll stay.
Elana
04-30-2004, 09:36 AM
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I\'m on the Love-Scent forum. Damn, nothing much
new. I\'ll stay.
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What about breakfast? What did you have for
lunch?
koolking1
04-30-2004, 09:41 AM
breakfast was a
bit of good cheddar cheese, had lunch out - delicious \"Veal Vincenza\" sandwich, $7.95 with tax and tip it came
to $12.
Bottle
04-30-2004, 09:50 AM
so is your cheddar
cheese like really fuking expensive as its imported from Ol\'blighty, personally I prefer Red Leicester...or is it
just a name....should it be called like \'cheddar\' style cheese then as it not made in Cheddar
I noticed
that the Red Leicester Cheese being sold here is in fact made in
USA...hmmm
http://www.dairysection.com/eng
lish/red-leicester-cheese.html (\"http://www.dairysection.com/english/red-leicester-cheese.html\")
thats not proper at all
Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 11:23 AM
How was your
Gordito, Elana? Was it all it\'s said to be?
I had crawfish for lunch. And someone sweet to shell them for me.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Yum!
tallmacky
04-30-2004, 12:55 PM
Sorry to hear
about your Lab experience SRH. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif Those type of situations are the
ones that suck and you have to just sit there pick your nose and wait......not sure if you picked your nose but you
get the drift. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Mmmmmmmmmmm Elana you make life sound fun (Mmmm
food), with the Yoga, and Pilates. What are those exactly? Do you do them topless? I\'m glad you went with the
cheese I would have too...Cheese on toast, eh?
-------------------------
Me Today, No food for me. I
accidentally woke up late, had 20 minutes to do my Math homework, didn\'t get it done, but luckily the teacher
went over every problem in class so I could quickly write them all down and finish it to turn it in, decent. Then I
went to the computer lab knowing it was Friday and all the community college kids were probably out trying to get
drunk, sleeping with their parents, or acting like they were still in highschool
So I went in the lab and went on
multiple computer trying to find and steal already complete computer programming labs made by other people, who
leave them on there, no luck this time, and plus a kid from H.S. I barely know works in there and was always a
little different (partly autisitc?), and was staring at me for the whole time.....I will find a way to cheat, though
and if not I will actually do the work. If I have to do the work I will be very disappointed by myself.
I keep
telling myself, come on J, you are a better cheater than that, you should be getting all the info you need
quicker....we can all dream.
koolking1
04-30-2004, 12:56 PM
the cheddar we
usually buy is not at all expensive but it\'s the highest rated mass-produced cheese, Cabot\'s of Vermont,
ratings by \"Cook\'s\" magazine.
Elana
04-30-2004, 12:56 PM
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How was your Gordito, Elana?
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My Gordito was pretty good, thank you for asking.
Now I sit and wonder
if I should blame you, SRH for the fact that I just placed an order for 24 tarts (dots) with
www.lolcandles.com (\"http://www.lolcandles.com\")
Whose fault is it? Is it yours for getting me into
these things, or is it mine for being so impulsive and having to try 24 different scents? Hmmmmm.........I will
think about this and get back with you all.
Lol candles is a favorite on MUA boards. They are supposedly the
strongest little things you can get.
The blue dot still smells up my room beautifully and I didn\'t even light
it today.
tallmacky
04-30-2004, 12:58 PM
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The blue dot still smells up my room beautifully and
I didn\'t even light it today.
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Nice! Buy me one! Remember I
bought you that $2 plastic blue ring...you owe me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 01:02 PM
TM, the blue dot
was a gift from me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Elana
04-30-2004, 01:04 PM
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TM, the blue dot was a gift from me.
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Yeah! and
BTW....where is my $2.00 platic blue matching friendship ring, TM? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 01:04 PM
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How was your Gordito, Elana?
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My Gordito was pretty good, thank you for asking.
Now I sit and wonder if I should blame you, SRH for the
fact that I just placed an order for 24 tarts (dots) with
www.lolcandles.com (\"http://www.lolcandles.com\")
Whose fault is it? Is it yours for getting me into
these things, or is it mine for being so impulsive and having to try 24 different scents? Hmmmmm.........I will
think about this and get back with you all.
Lol candles is a favorite on MUA boards. They are supposedly the
strongest little things you can get.
The blue dot still smells up my room beautifully and I didn\'t even light
it today.
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I cheerfully take the blame! Besides, look at all
the money you\'ve made me spend lately. It\'s only fair. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
What scents did you get?
Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 01:06 PM
<yawn>
I\'m so sleepy this afternoon. I need stimulation before I fall asleep at my desk.
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Elana
04-30-2004, 01:06 PM
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What scents did you get?
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That\'s the fun part.....I don\'t know. They have 4 different grab bags
with 6 scents each. I bought each bag. They were foodie, spicy, floral and fruity.
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Elana
04-30-2004, 01:07 PM
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I need stimulation before I fall asleep at my
desk.
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I can stuff Cabot Cheddar cheese in your eyes if you would
like.
Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 01:07 PM
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What scents did you get?
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That\'s the fun part.....I don\'t know. They have 4 different grab bags with 6 scents each. I bought each bag.
They were foodie, spicy, floral and fruity. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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Ooooooh. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif Be sure to
tell me what you like, and you can send the ones you don\'t to me.
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Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 01:08 PM
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I need stimulation before I fall asleep at my desk.
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I can stuff Cabot Cheddar cheese in your eyes if you would like.
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You know, cheese might be a good idea. Not in the eyes though. I
think I\'ve got some cheese in the fridge... I\'ll go see.
Elana
04-30-2004, 01:09 PM
How long do these
little guys last? Mine doesn\'t seem to be going anywhere. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I am
not complaining.
Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 01:10 PM
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How long do these little guys last? Mine doesn\'t
seem to be going anywhere. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I am not complaining.
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Ages.
Elana
04-30-2004, 01:11 PM
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I need
stimulation before I fall asleep at my desk.
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I can stuff Cabot
Cheddar cheese in your eyes if you would like.
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You know, cheese
might be a good idea. Not in the eyes though. I think I\'ve got some cheese in the fridge... I\'ll go see.
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Cheese is always a good idea.
Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 01:14 PM
Mmm. I have some
of those cheapie snack mild cheddar rounds in the office fridge for snacks. But I\'ve found the occasional one to
be too moldy to eat. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif I wonder if that will be the case today...
Elana
04-30-2004, 01:19 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I wonder if that will be the case today...
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Please take your time and think it over, but do let us know what you opt to
do.
Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 01:24 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I wonder if that will be the case today...
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\"> Please take your time and think it over, but do let us know what you opt to do.
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I unwrapped, removed the rind, and took a little bite. So sour it\'s
bitter. Ick. I couldn\'t eat that. However, the nasty taste in my mouth woke me up.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Mtnjim
04-30-2004, 03:02 PM
Stay right where you
are while we take this commercial break. Then back to the Elana & SRH show!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<cue jingle>
Bottle
04-30-2004, 04:50 PM
Two dwarfs decide to
treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas.
At the hotel bar, theyre seduced by Elana and SRH, they wind up
going back to their Separate rooms.
The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he\'s unable to reach a
certain physical state that would enable him to join with Elana.
His depression is enhanced by the fact that,
from the next room he hears Cries of, \"ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!\" all night long.
In the morning, the second
dwarf asks the first, \"How did it go?\" The first whispered back, \"It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn\'t
get my papino to stand to attention\"
The second dwarf shook his head. \"You think that\'s embarrassing?\"
he asked. \"I couldn\'t even jump up on the bed!\"
Sexyredhead
04-30-2004, 06:12 PM
I doubt either
Elana or I would have any trouble getting that pipino to stand up. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
BigGulp
04-30-2004, 06:17 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I doubt either Elana or I would have any trouble
getting that pipino to stand up. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
koolking1
05-01-2004, 04:46 AM
on 3rd cup of
coffee, moving today and just thinking about it but doing nothing. Mountains to Portsmouth. Girlfriend still
asleep, last night she had Shrimp Scampi and 4 glasses of wine - got totally loaded. We are very \"exciting\"
people. At this rate we should be in Miami by 2025, I\'ll be 75.
Sexyredhead
05-01-2004, 05:12 AM
I was supposed
to go out last night. Big to-do at one of the local clubs with great live music. What did I do? Fell asleep on the
couch at 7pm and didn\'t wake up till 9:30 when the phone rang, someone wanting to know where I was. At that point
I didn\'t want to go anymore even though nothing gets started before 10pm. Just got in bed and slept till 8am.
Guess I was tired. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
So you\'re not as boring as you think, KK.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
But I\'ve got two parties to go to tonight, and with all the
sleep I got, I just might make up for skipping last night. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Now, to decide what\'s for breakfast...
koolking1
05-01-2004, 05:22 AM
thanks SRH for
your kind words. Still nursing 3rd cup of coffee, girlfriend still fast asleep, moving not going well so far, a
failure of a day today? time will tell.
Sexyredhead
05-01-2004, 05:32 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
thanks SRH for your kind words. Still nursing 3rd
cup of coffee, girlfriend still fast asleep, moving not going well so far, a failure of a day today? time will
tell.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Moving should be done over a whole weekend if possible.
Not just in one day, unless you don\'t have much to move.
What kind of coffee are you drinking?
Gossamer_2701
05-01-2004, 06:01 AM
It\'s such a
beautiful Sat morning.... the sun is shining... the birds are singing.... and I\'m running my sheets and pillow
cases through the washing machine because I\'ve been having debilitating nightmares since I read that thread on
dustmites /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Hmmmm.... I\'m just finishing up my 2nd cup of coffee...
contemplating my inevitable journey to the gym this morning... and wondering \'Who the hell is Maxine?\'
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Is she Calvin\'s mother, aunt, or sister?
Ohhhh... the
buzzer just went off.... time to put my sheets in the dryer.... WOOOO HOOOO!!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sexyredhead
05-01-2004, 06:08 AM
Maxine is no
relation to Calvin, but he will be back shortly--never fear.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I\'m doing laundry too! Towels and socks right now. Just put
the jeans in the dryer. Sister Hazel on the stereo.
Cream cheese and eggs for breakfast. Yum!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Gossamer_2701
05-01-2004, 06:29 AM
I was feeling
a little old school this morning, so.... I\'m bounc\'in around to the Ramones this morning
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I love cream cheese and scrambled eggs with some diced bacon
mixed in.... MMmmmm
I wonder if I should go out and wash my truck before I hit the gym... I don\'t think
it\'s supposed to rain this weekend /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
koolking1
05-01-2004, 06:45 AM
girlfriend finally
got up - doing laundry must be in the air as she\'s doing one now. We\'ll be moving over the course of the
coming week, I\'m slow. Folger\'s instant, an almond croissant to round things out. Did get the doggy to the
kennel (can\'t have him underfoot - another intriguing story for another day).
DrSmellThis
05-01-2004, 09:50 AM
This was meant as
a parody, yet it turns out that you people love to hear each other drone on about mundane details of life.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Holmes
05-01-2004, 10:07 AM
It\'s a scorcher
today! Think I\'ll pound a couple 40z and crack open a fire hydrant.
Holmes
metroman
05-01-2004, 03:24 PM
Dust Mites are really nano
sized reptiles...better watch it... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
05-01-2004, 03:28 PM
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Dust Mites are really nano sized reptiles...better watch it...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
05-01-2004, 03:33 PM
I just had a nice dinner.
I made steak and Chinese veggies. I washed it down with a Tanqueray and bitter lemon. I feel so good that I may just
make up a mini plate of food for the dust mites/lizards.
Elana
05-01-2004, 03:41 PM
Now I am waiting patiently
for Metroman to finish changing his Basic Profile so I can steal his new signature.
metroman
05-01-2004, 03:48 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Now I am waiting patiently for Metroman to finish
changing his Basic Profile so I can steal his new signature.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Okay all done...balls in your court...go to it...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
I had left over stuffed shells if anyone cares...I really have
to go on a diet...get rid of my winter coat... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Elana
05-01-2004, 03:51 PM
Yummmmmmm stuffed
shells.
No diet needed for me. I look hot. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
05-01-2004, 03:54 PM
Now I am noticing
Metroman changing his signature again and I feel that is wrong of him to screw with the drunk chick!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Holmes
05-01-2004, 04:00 PM
Nice sig, Metroman!
Holmes
metroman
05-01-2004, 04:00 PM
You are so funny...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I wish I was there to have a few drinks, check out your hot
little bod & swap lizard stories... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Now I have to
change it again because I\'m trying to stump you but I fear I\'m not having much luck...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Elana
05-01-2004, 04:02 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Now I have to change it again because I\'m trying
to stump you but I fear I\'m not having much luck...
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
MEAN!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif The Illuminate lizards would be pissed if they knew you were doing
this to me! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
metroman
05-01-2004, 04:07 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
MEAN!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif The Illuminate lizards would be pissed if they knew you were doing
this to me! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Poor sweet pea...Okay I\'ll stop now /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
tallmacky
05-01-2004, 04:11 PM
Metro, now you
have to give her a happy hug! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
metroman
05-01-2004, 04:13 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Metro, now you have to give her a happy hug!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
How am I
supposed to do that when I\'m 3,000 miles away? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
tallmacky
05-01-2004, 04:26 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
How am I supposed to do that when I\'m 3,000
miles away? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Some thugs are into thug-o-nomics, (reference to what?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) I happen to be in hug-o-nomics. Hugs are great. She is 3,000 miles
away then send her a E-Hug, and put lots of stupid emoticons in it like this.
-------------------------
HUG
TIME! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
-------------------------
Upstate New York, eh Metro.
Come near the Fort Drum area and you can come and give me a big special hug....yummy I love hugs!
Can I
borrows a hug? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
BigGulp
05-01-2004, 04:26 PM
I went outside a few
minutes ago and noticed a small butterfly had found it\'s way into my dogs water dish. It looked dead but I\'d
just filled the bowl with fresh not more than a half hour ago so I thought there might be a chance. I dipped my
finger into the water and brought it up on the underside of the butterfly and lifted it out. I went over to some
tall grass so it would have a soft landing if it was only half dead. I raised my finger up a blew gently. The
butterfly flew off and landed in a tree about 30 feet away. *sigh*
tallmacky
05-01-2004, 04:29 PM
Holy Sh*t,
BigGulp! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
I really didn\'t think that someone could top
my pussiness in my last post. That was a *two snaps of the fingers* outrageously flamboyant story....You win!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
BigGulp
05-01-2004, 04:31 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Holy Sh*t, BigGulp!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
I really didn\'t think that someone could top my pussiness
in my last post. That was a *two snaps of the fingers* outrageously flamboyant story....You win!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Do you think I\'ll go to heaven TM?
tallmacky
05-01-2004, 04:33 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Do you think I\'ll go to heaven TM?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
You\'d be my first pick!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Elana
05-01-2004, 04:33 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Holy Sh*t, BigGulp! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
I
really didn\'t think that someone could top my pussiness in my last post. That was a *two snaps of the fingers*
outrageously flamboyant story....You win! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Do you think
I\'ll go to heaven TM?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
If you treat the lizards well you will.
It\'s not about the butterflies
BigGulp
05-01-2004, 04:36 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you treat the lizards well you will. It\'s not
about the butterflies
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
You keep your stinkin lizards away from
my Butterfly
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Elana
05-01-2004, 04:37 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you treat the lizards well you will. It\'s not about the butterflies
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
You keep your stinkin lizards away from my Butterfly
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">OK Dandy
BigGulp
05-01-2004, 04:41 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
OK Dandy
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Who the hell are you callin a Dandy? Saving Butterflies is not just a Gay thing
anymore. It\'s for everybody! Now I really am /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
tallmacky
05-01-2004, 04:43 PM
BigGulp.....That
username is cool, but it reminds me of several Bukkake films. Ever do Bukkake? Thost take mighty big gulps to keep
up with.
metroman
05-01-2004, 04:48 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you treat the lizards well you will. It\'s not about the butterflies
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
You keep your stinkin lizards away from my Butterfly
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Butterflies
are lizards before they burst forth to become beautiful butterflies...remember MOTHRA??? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
BigGulp
05-01-2004, 04:49 PM
Yes great, wise
Bukkakesan TM. I know all about these giant \"Flocks of Birds\". From the giving end of course.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
metroman
05-01-2004, 05:10 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Upstate New York, eh Metro. Come near the Fort
Drum area and you can come and give me a big special hug....yummy I love hugs!
Can I borrows a hug?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Would you
settle for a high five? Where the hell is Ft Drum? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Elana
05-02-2004, 05:46 AM
This morning I went
for a walk on the golf course (it is currently closed) and now I am enjoying a cup of cinnamon coffee. I am about to
make some toast. I think I will have some of the Cabot\'s \"seriously sharp\" cheddar on my toast.
Sexyredhead
05-02-2004, 06:14 AM
How was your
toast? I had eggs and cream cheese again, since they were so good yesterday. Now I\'m finishing my coffee. It\'s
decaf. All the coffee taste I love without the caffeine. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I woke
up early to go somewhere, and decided I won\'t go till later, so I am being lazy. I think I will go get a shower
now.
Icarus
05-02-2004, 08:05 AM
I dreamed I had a
dreamless sleep.
The imagary was overpowering.
Today it felt like I woke.
I hate the sunless afternoon.
Holmes
05-02-2004, 08:22 AM
I got into an
argument with my Rice Crispies.
Holmes
Elana
05-02-2004, 08:23 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I got into an argument with my Rice
Crispies.
Holmes
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
You were right and they were wrong!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Holmes
05-02-2004, 08:27 AM
Right, they
insulted me, the little bastards.
Anyway, they wouldn\'t shut up, so I finally dropped a watermelon on
\'em.
Holmes
DrSmellThis
05-02-2004, 01:32 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I got into an argument with my Rice
Crispies.
Holmes
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Icarus
05-03-2004, 10:13 PM
The sky is bleeding
and all are sad.
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
The sky is bleeding and all are sad.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Why?
Sexyredhead
05-04-2004, 04:27 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
The sky is bleeding and all are sad.
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Not here. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Elana
05-04-2004, 04:35 AM
I am not in the
fighting mode, so I avoided cereal and stuck with toast which is safe.
koolking1
05-04-2004, 07:41 AM
half a slice of
pizza. We\'re still in the moving process, geez it\'s 11:40, I better get going.
BigGulp
05-04-2004, 08:48 AM
Things I wondered
about this morning while I was downloading some porn:
I wondered if Norton\'s Anti Spam program would block
Norton AntiSpam spam.
I wondered why TallMacky\'s fake dead cat Chester didn\'t like me and if there was
anything I could do to change that. Maybe I could get him some fake milk. Or a fake mouse or something.
Elana
05-04-2004, 09:05 AM
Chester...bless his
soul....didn\'t hate you. He felt sorry for you. You supported TM\'s lie. Chester was not pleased. He will
continue to visit you in your sleep. RIP Chester
BigGulp
05-04-2004, 09:14 AM
\" You supported
TM\'s lie.[b]\"
<font color=\"red\"> [b]NOT!!! </font>
BigGulp
05-04-2004, 09:15 AM
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif That you would think that!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
tallmacky
05-04-2004, 09:21 AM
Don\'t worry
biggulp, actually Chester is an open source project, instead of fearing him use him. He will tug at the hearts of
females you want something from, and they will have no choice but to feel very sad for your \"cats\" death, and
you are in pity heaven, do whatcha want! Then the clothes come off.......right elana?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
BigGulp
05-04-2004, 09:25 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Don\'t worry biggulp, actually Chester is an open
source project, instead of fearing him use him. He will tug at the hearts of females you want something from, and
they will have no choice but to feel very sad for your \"cats\" death, and you are in pity heaven, do whatcha
want! Then the clothes come off.......right elana? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Whew! I\'m glad to hear that TM. I was thinking maybe you had made him
seep in your closet with your three year old cummy socks. If I were a fake cat that would really screw me up.
BigGulp
05-04-2004, 09:38 AM
\" RIP Chester
\"
I wish.
tallmacky
05-04-2004, 09:46 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
\" RIP Chester \"
I wish.
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Don\'t worry biggulp, he is coming after Elana next.....when he is done
with you.
*MEOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
BigGulp
05-04-2004, 09:59 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
\" RIP Chester \"
I wish.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Don\'t worry biggulp, he is coming after Elana next.....when he is done with you.
*MEOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Poor Elana. If she
makes it through the first night she\'ll be a better person for the experience.
Elana
05-04-2004, 10:37 AM
Every single cat here
hates you!!!
Every last one of them. Sleep well
tonight.
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/ (\"http://www.mycathatesyou.com/\")
Holmes
05-04-2004, 10:56 AM
Try the Rice
Crispies.
Holmes
BigGulp
05-04-2004, 11:01 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Every single cat here hates you!!!
Every last one
of them. Sleep well tonight.
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/ (\"http://www.mycathatesyou.com/\")
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
No way am I clicking on that link. Things are bad enough as it
is.
You\'re a very cruel women Elana, with your Butterfly eating Lizards and your terrible cat pictures.
It\'s like... It\'s like I don\'t even know you anymore. You\'ll probably start giving Freddy a bad time
next.
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