How nasty is this?

[Elana]

http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html (\"http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html\")



A typical used mattress may have anywhere from 100,000 to 10 million mites inside. (Ten percent of the

weight of a two year old pillow can be composed of dead mites and their droppings.)

[Pancho1188]

That\'s why

my bed is made of air... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

(yes, you can all make fun of me now)

[Elana]

When we click the

feed the animal link we had better not donating money to these little fuckers

[DrSmellThis]

If you look

real closely there are lots of dust mites right on this post.

[Elana]

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If you look real closely there are lots of dust

mites right on this post.

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[bjf]

Very!!!

[Sexyredhead]

Elana,

you\'re not supposed to eat them. You\'re just supposed to wallow in them while you sleep.

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[Ash]

It gets worse Elana.

The CDC estimates that as much as 5% of our body weight is little things like that living inside us. Worms and bugs

of all kinds. Everything needed to decompose us when we die is already inside us. Of course the morticians replace

all that good organic stuff with formaldehyde.

[Elana]

I just washed my

pillows and now I am keeping them in the dryer for at least an hour on super hot. FRY DUST MITES!!! FRY!!!!!!!!!

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[deb]

Maybe covering the

mattress with a plastic cover is the answer and washing of sheets more often. Yuk,yuk

[Elana]

I am taking you

all down with me. I have been so grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I

be grossed out alone? I want you all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.

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[BigGulp]

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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so

grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you

all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.

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Better bugs

than Lizards.

[deb]

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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so

grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you

all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.


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class=\"post\"> Again why don\'t you cover pillow with plastic covering, then put pillow case on?

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[Sexyredhead]

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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so

grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you

all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.

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10%

bugs/buckwheat hulls...it\'s all the same. They both form a comfortable sleeping environment for my head.

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[zeu2003]

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http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html (\"http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html\")



A typical used mattress may have anywhere from 100,000 to 10 million mites inside. (Ten percent of the weight

of a two year old pillow can be composed of dead mites and their droppings.)

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Elana, sure, you eliminated the dust mites. What about

these?
http://wywy.essortment.com/humanparasites_raax

.htm (\"http://wywy.essortment.com/humanparasites_raax.htm\")
Millions of parasites, including mites, worms, bacteria, fungi, and viruses are eating your flesh right

now. The human race is subject to infestation by more than 1,000 types of parasites.



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[zeu2003]

\"Another less

than dangerous parasite is the dust mite. Although they can cause allergies, dust mites operate as a sort of clean

up crew for our skin. They march about on our skin and scalps all day, scarfing up dead skin cells.\"

[DrSmellThis]

They are our

best friends! Yay!

[Elana]

zeu2003...........you had better run and hide!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Elana]

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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so grossed out about this since

someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you all to picture yourself

sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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10% bugs/buckwheat hulls...it\'s all the same. They both form a

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SRH...I heard that in Mississippi you have quadruple the amount of dust

mites.

STOP GROSSING ME OUT!!!!!!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

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[Sexyredhead]

They just

make the beds more comfy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Would you like me to send you some so

you can have extra? Our mites are some of the friendliest! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

They\'ll be attached to you in no time at all!

[Elana]

I hope you and Zeu

fall into a vat of parasites

[Sexyredhead]

I love you

too. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

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I love you too.

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Awwwwww....then

I will wish for the tapeworms not to choke you. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Sexyredhead]

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Awwwwww....then I will wish for the tapeworms not to choke you.

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You\'re so

sweet. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Those tapeworms are our friends. They help a girl keep her

figure. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif





(Can\'t believe I just said that.

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[Elana]

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(Can\'t believe I just said that. )

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Me either!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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[DrSmellThis]

Dear forum members, the dust

mites have bored through my hair follicles and skull; and, um, have begun controlling my mind. I...I...wait, OH NO,

they are speaking now: I AM MIGHTY MITE, KING OF THE DUST MITES. DRSMELLTHIS IS NO MORE! THAT IS A FLATTERING SHOT

OF ME, NO? YES!! AS YOU CAN SEE I'VE BEEN PUMPING IRON, SO YOU MAY CONSIDER YOURSELF FORTUNATE WHEN I EAT YOU! I

WILL DO NATURE A FAVOR AND END THIS SILLY RACE OF MONKEYS IN DENIAL! MUHUHUHUHHAHAHAH!!

[franki]

Dear forum

members, the dust mites have bored through my hair follicles and skull; and, um, have begun controlling my mind.

I...I...wait, they are speaking now: I AM MIGHTY MITE, KING OF THE DUST MITES. THAT IS A FLATTERING SHOT OF ME, NO?

DRSMELLTHIS IS NO MORE! MUHUHUHUHHAHAHAH!!
Looks like you also had a few beers too many today.. :D :D

[Pancho1188]

Dear forum

members, the dust mites have bored through my hair follicles and skull; and, um, have begun controlling my mind.

I...I...wait, OH NO, they are speaking now: I AM MIGHTY MITE, KING OF THE DUST MITES. DRSMELLTHIS IS NO MORE! THAT

IS A FLATTERING SHOT OF ME, NO? YES!! AS YOU CAN SEE I'VE BEEN PUMPING IRON, SO YOU MAY CONSIDER YOURSELF FORTUNATE

WHEN I EAT YOU! I WILL DO NATURE A FAVOR AND END THIS SILLY RACE OF MONKEYS IN DENIAL! MUHUHUHUHHAHAHAH!!


Let's all hail the Dust Mite King
He rules beds and DST
Let's all hail the Dust Mite King
He lifts weights

and eats monkeys

[AZ-ZAHIR]

Dear forum

members, the dust mites have bored through my hair follicles and skull; and, um, have begun controlling my mind.

I...I...wait, OH NO, they are speaking now: I AM MIGHTY MITE, KING OF THE DUST MITES. DRSMELLTHIS IS NO MORE! THAT

IS A FLATTERING SHOT OF ME, NO? YES!! AS YOU CAN SEE I'VE BEEN PUMPING IRON, SO YOU MAY CONSIDER YOURSELF FORTUNATE

WHEN I EAT YOU! I WILL DO NATURE A FAVOR AND END THIS SILLY RACE OF MONKEYS IN DENIAL!

MUHUHUHUHHAHAHAH!!

are you too a fellow doctorate holder person? we have much to talk about you can

instant message me, emails me, or pm me. i think we may run in to each other as we are both the wisest people

around. it will be in good fun comrade. what are other views of yours like political science? i think your message

above is humor, i think that good to have we are very stressed people we need to laugh like clowns.

Jajajajajajajaja

[deb]

are you too a fellow

doctorate holder person? we have much to talk about you can instant message me, emails me, or pm me. i think we may

run in to each other as we are both the wisest people around. it will be in good fun comrade. what are other views

of yours like political science? i think your message above is humor, i think that good to have we are very stressed

people we need to laugh like clowns. JajajajajajajajaOh MY GOSH! Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja:D

[tounge]

Hey Elaneeee, now you have choice

of who gets to sleep on the wet spot. Mites or AZZ_Harr.

[DrSmellThis]

are you too a

fellow doctorate holder person? we have much to talk about you can instant message me, emails me, or pm me. i think

we may run in to each other as we are both the wisest people around. it will be in good fun comrade. what are other

views of yours like political science? i think your message above is humor, i think that good to have we are very

stressed people we need to laugh like clowns. Jajajajajajajaja
Good one! Yes, IZ-FAKIR, let us get

together, COMRADE, and laugh like a couple of wise trolls! Jajajajajajajaa! Yes, political science was a very

knowing view of mine to see. What is the view up where you are? DARK? Get it? I am to making joke! Jajajajajaa!!! :D

:p

[deb]

are you too a fellow

doctorate holder person? we have much to talk about you can instant message me, emails me, or pm me. i think we may

run in to each other as we are both the wisest people around. it will be in good fun comrade. what are other views

of yours like political science? i think your message above is humor, i think that good to have we are very stressed

people we need to laugh like clowns. JajajajajajajajaOK Let's laugh, I'm ready for a laugh. Ja Jajajajaja

are you ready? Are you ready to shave the hair off your chest? American woman good? OK lets go!

[koolking1]

I don't kick my girlfriend

out of bed for eating crackers in it so consequently our dust mites are a bit bigger than most. Just one of these

suffices for me in most instances for old skin removal, etc. and I've even gone so far as to name him "Mighty Mite"

and we've had 4-somes with him and his "Mighty Mitette". Life is good.

[Elana]

We need a barfing dude icon

thingie. :D

[BabyFace Kazzy]

Oh, dear I did not need

to know this...
:rant::rant::rant:

[Sesshoumaru]

My mattress was recently

infested with some type of bed bugs. Every time i would lay on it I would fell things jumping/crawling on my skin

(hope it wasn't flee's). My mom "doesn't believe in bed bugs" so I gave to her lol.