View Full Version : How nasty is this?
Elana
04-21-2004, 12:33 PM
http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html (\"http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html\")
A typical used mattress may have anywhere from 100,000 to 10 million mites inside. (Ten percent of the
weight of a two year old pillow can be composed of dead mites and their droppings.)
Pancho1188
04-21-2004, 01:11 PM
That\'s why
my bed is made of air... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
(yes, you can all make fun of me now)
Elana
04-21-2004, 01:36 PM
When we click the
feed the animal link we had better not donating money to these little fuckers
DrSmellThis
04-21-2004, 01:42 PM
If you look
real closely there are lots of dust mites right on this post.
Elana
04-21-2004, 02:02 PM
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If you look real closely there are lots of dust
mites right on this post.
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Sexyredhead
04-21-2004, 03:54 PM
Elana,
you\'re not supposed to eat them. You\'re just supposed to wallow in them while you sleep.
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It gets worse Elana.
The CDC estimates that as much as 5% of our body weight is little things like that living inside us. Worms and bugs
of all kinds. Everything needed to decompose us when we die is already inside us. Of course the morticians replace
all that good organic stuff with formaldehyde.
Elana
05-23-2004, 02:40 PM
I just washed my
pillows and now I am keeping them in the dryer for at least an hour on super hot. FRY DUST MITES!!! FRY!!!!!!!!!
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Maybe covering the
mattress with a plastic cover is the answer and washing of sheets more often. Yuk,yuk
Elana
05-23-2004, 02:54 PM
I am taking you
all down with me. I have been so grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I
be grossed out alone? I want you all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.
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BigGulp
05-23-2004, 03:48 PM
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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so
grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you
all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.
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Better bugs
than Lizards.
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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so
grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you
all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.
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class=\"post\"> Again why don\'t you cover pillow with plastic covering, then put pillow case on?
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Sexyredhead
05-23-2004, 06:45 PM
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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so
grossed out about this since someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you
all to picture yourself sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs.
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10%
bugs/buckwheat hulls...it\'s all the same. They both form a comfortable sleeping environment for my head.
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zeu2003
05-23-2004, 09:50 PM
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http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html (\"http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2157.html\")
A typical used mattress may have anywhere from 100,000 to 10 million mites inside. (Ten percent of the weight
of a two year old pillow can be composed of dead mites and their droppings.)
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Elana, sure, you eliminated the dust mites. What about
these?
http://wywy.essortment.com/humanparasites_raax
.htm (\"http://wywy.essortment.com/humanparasites_raax.htm\")
Millions of parasites, including mites, worms, bacteria, fungi, and viruses are eating your flesh right
now. The human race is subject to infestation by more than 1,000 types of parasites.
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zeu2003
05-23-2004, 09:54 PM
\"Another less
than dangerous parasite is the dust mite. Although they can cause allergies, dust mites operate as a sort of clean
up crew for our skin. They march about on our skin and scalps all day, scarfing up dead skin cells.\"
DrSmellThis
05-24-2004, 12:34 AM
They are our
best friends! Yay!
Elana
05-24-2004, 04:11 AM
zeu2003...........you had better run and hide!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Elana
05-24-2004, 04:13 AM
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I am taking you all down with me. I have been so grossed out about this since
someone on this forum told me about it. Why should I be grossed out alone? I want you all to picture yourself
sleeping with a pillow made out of 10% bugs. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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10% bugs/buckwheat hulls...it\'s all the same. They both form a
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SRH...I heard that in Mississippi you have quadruple the amount of dust
mites.
STOP GROSSING ME OUT!!!!!!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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Sexyredhead
05-24-2004, 04:20 AM
They just
make the beds more comfy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Would you like me to send you some so
you can have extra? Our mites are some of the friendliest! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
They\'ll be attached to you in no time at all!
Elana
05-24-2004, 04:39 AM
I hope you and Zeu
fall into a vat of parasites
Sexyredhead
05-24-2004, 04:43 AM
I love you
too. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
05-24-2004, 04:45 AM
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I love you too.
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Awwwwww....then
I will wish for the tapeworms not to choke you. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sexyredhead
05-24-2004, 04:47 AM
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Awwwwww....then I will wish for the tapeworms not to choke you.
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You\'re so
sweet. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Those tapeworms are our friends. They help a girl keep her
figure. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
(Can\'t believe I just said that.
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Elana
05-24-2004, 04:54 AM
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(Can\'t believe I just said that. )
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Me either!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
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DrSmellThis
05-30-2004, 06:56 PM
Dear forum members, the dust
mites have bored through my hair follicles and skull; and, um, have begun controlling my mind. I...I...wait, OH NO,
they are speaking now: I AM MIGHTY MITE, KING OF THE DUST MITES. DRSMELLTHIS IS NO MORE! THAT IS A FLATTERING SHOT
OF ME, NO? YES!! AS YOU CAN SEE I'VE BEEN PUMPING IRON, SO YOU MAY CONSIDER YOURSELF FORTUNATE WHEN I EAT YOU! I
WILL DO NATURE A FAVOR AND END THIS SILLY RACE OF MONKEYS IN DENIAL! MUHUHUHUHHAHAHAH!!
franki
05-30-2004, 07:00 PM
Dear forum
members, the dust mites have bored through my hair follicles and skull; and, um, have begun controlling my mind.
I...I...wait, they are speaking now: I AM MIGHTY MITE, KING OF THE DUST MITES. THAT IS A FLATTERING SHOT OF ME, NO?
DRSMELLTHIS IS NO MORE! MUHUHUHUHHAHAHAH!!
Looks like you also had a few beers too many today.. :D :D
Pancho1188
05-31-2004, 10:57 AM
Dear forum
members, the dust mites have bored through my hair follicles and skull; and, um, have begun controlling my mind.
I...I...wait, OH NO, they are speaking now: I AM MIGHTY MITE, KING OF THE DUST MITES. DRSMELLTHIS IS NO MORE! THAT
IS A FLATTERING SHOT OF ME, NO? YES!! AS YOU CAN SEE I'VE BEEN PUMPING IRON, SO YOU MAY CONSIDER YOURSELF FORTUNATE
WHEN I EAT YOU! I WILL DO NATURE A FAVOR AND END THIS SILLY RACE OF MONKEYS IN DENIAL! MUHUHUHUHHAHAHAH!!
Let's all hail the Dust Mite King
He rules beds and DST
Let's all hail the Dust Mite King
He lifts weights
and eats monkeys
AZ-ZAHIR
06-02-2004, 05:20 PM
Dear forum
members, the dust mites have bored through my hair follicles and skull; and, um, have begun controlling my mind.
I...I...wait, OH NO, they are speaking now: I AM MIGHTY MITE, KING OF THE DUST MITES. DRSMELLTHIS IS NO MORE! THAT
IS A FLATTERING SHOT OF ME, NO? YES!! AS YOU CAN SEE I'VE BEEN PUMPING IRON, SO YOU MAY CONSIDER YOURSELF FORTUNATE
WHEN I EAT YOU! I WILL DO NATURE A FAVOR AND END THIS SILLY RACE OF MONKEYS IN DENIAL!
MUHUHUHUHHAHAHAH!!
are you too a fellow doctorate holder person? we have much to talk about you can
instant message me, emails me, or pm me. i think we may run in to each other as we are both the wisest people
around. it will be in good fun comrade. what are other views of yours like political science? i think your message
above is humor, i think that good to have we are very stressed people we need to laugh like clowns.
Jajajajajajajaja
are you too a fellow
doctorate holder person? we have much to talk about you can instant message me, emails me, or pm me. i think we may
run in to each other as we are both the wisest people around. it will be in good fun comrade. what are other views
of yours like political science? i think your message above is humor, i think that good to have we are very stressed
people we need to laugh like clowns. JajajajajajajajaOh MY GOSH! Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja:D
tounge
06-02-2004, 07:01 PM
Hey Elaneeee, now you have choice
of who gets to sleep on the wet spot. Mites or AZZ_Harr.
DrSmellThis
06-02-2004, 08:31 PM
are you too a
fellow doctorate holder person? we have much to talk about you can instant message me, emails me, or pm me. i think
we may run in to each other as we are both the wisest people around. it will be in good fun comrade. what are other
views of yours like political science? i think your message above is humor, i think that good to have we are very
stressed people we need to laugh like clowns. Jajajajajajajaja
Good one! Yes, IZ-FAKIR, let us get
together, COMRADE, and laugh like a couple of wise trolls! Jajajajajajajaa! Yes, political science was a very
knowing view of mine to see. What is the view up where you are? DARK? Get it? I am to making joke! Jajajajajaa!!! :D
:p
are you too a fellow
doctorate holder person? we have much to talk about you can instant message me, emails me, or pm me. i think we may
run in to each other as we are both the wisest people around. it will be in good fun comrade. what are other views
of yours like political science? i think your message above is humor, i think that good to have we are very stressed
people we need to laugh like clowns. JajajajajajajajaOK Let's laugh, I'm ready for a laugh. Ja Jajajajaja
are you ready? Are you ready to shave the hair off your chest? American woman good? OK lets go!
koolking1
06-03-2004, 05:08 AM
I don't kick my girlfriend
out of bed for eating crackers in it so consequently our dust mites are a bit bigger than most. Just one of these
suffices for me in most instances for old skin removal, etc. and I've even gone so far as to name him "Mighty Mite"
and we've had 4-somes with him and his "Mighty Mitette". Life is good.
Elana
06-07-2004, 07:00 AM
We need a barfing dude icon
thingie. :D
BabyFace Kazzy
07-02-2004, 04:03 PM
Oh, dear I did not need
to know this...
:rant::rant::rant:
Sesshoumaru
07-22-2004, 08:04 AM
My mattress was recently
infested with some type of bed bugs. Every time i would lay on it I would fell things jumping/crawling on my skin
(hope it wasn't flee's). My mom "doesn't believe in bed bugs" so I gave to her lol.
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