Oh Irony Of Ironies

[Holmes]

Badum bum! (\"http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=568&ncid=749&e=1&u=/nm/20040419/bs_nm/leisu

re_mcdonalds_dc\")


Holmes

[Pancho1188]

Such an

interesting turn of events can only be championed by:

5. Charlton Heston being killed by a gunshot wound
4.

Phillip Morris/R.J. Reynolds dying of lung cancer
3. Jered dying on the Subway diet from bad meat
2. Roy being

mauled by a tiger...wait a second... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
1. Michael Eisner being

killed by a mouse, a duck, and something that resembles a dog.

[bjf]

Did the successor

guy go to McDonald\'s University?

[Holmes]

The \'heart

attack\' bit is a coverup. This is clearly the work of the Hammurderer.


Holmes

[Elana]

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This is clearly the work of the

Hammurderer.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> The Elite lizards did it.

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[Holmes]

Those goddamn

illuminati.


Holmes

[Elana]

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Those goddamn illuminati.


Holmes

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They are pissing me off!!!!

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[EXIT63]

He should\'ve

eaten more canteloupe.

[Elana]

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He should\'ve eaten more canteloupe.

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Should have used a juicer

[metroman]

Ronald

McDonald must be heartbroken... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif